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How many completed funding deals on these lasers?

None! ...and there isn't likely to be any either - that's because SYMES business model doesn't work ; you can bend it , bash it , rattle it , turn it upside down and shake it , sprinkle talcum powder on its arsh and sing it a friggin' lullaby and it still won't work... I think if it was gonna work we'd have noticed by now.

AZ will keep this going by hook or by crook as long as he can because he is getting a very good whack out of it and it costs money to keep a Lotus on the road.

A good question from Trevor 'the midfield maestro' Brooking...

I don't know about any business success he may have had(not much I suspect) but his modus operandi thus far seems to be to promise the earth and deliver sweet Fanny Adams and he has done very nicely out of that!

...as for us poor unfortunates who were daft enough to invest in this unholy mess in the first place - we are left hanging a bit like the ending of the film "the Italian job" with AZ , sorry - Michael caine claiming to have "a great idea"... only AZ isn't saying that cos he doesn't talk to us any more.

AZ needs to...

A) get SYMEs accounts up to date and signed off(possible)

B) raise cash to keep the lights on(possible)

C) either find a way for SYME to move forward as a viable profit making enterprise(highly unlikely)...or to create the illusion of same(possible)

I am keeping my expectations low , maybe if we can re-list , a funny money spike that will allow me to get some of my money back , anything beyond that can be filed under M for miracle...but I won't hold my breath.

Good Day All ...

So , apparently mount Etna is about to erupt...does this mean we need to find a new home for the Kraken?

down boy , DOWN! 🦖

Key phrase ...

"or as otherwise required"

I hope that , when my time comes , it isn't as long and slow and agonising as this pile of poop! ⚰️

...well whatever reason she gave for jackin' - we can be pretty damn sure it wasn't cos she couldn't cope with the workload!

😤 😂

TwoGood...

When you say "We understand" to whom are you referring I wonder?

...the cheque is in the post 🤷

Different day 🤷

I wasn't aware that TrevorBrooking(the midfield maestro)had claimed Nuburu was owned by AZ , i thought he said

"this defence tech company being acquired by Nuburu is in fact owned by our very own AZ"

...do try to keep up TwoGood and while you're at it -you might try to find a more productive way of spending your days other than putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 44 and , in so doing , single-handedly draining the grid with your long winded , repetitive and irrelevant chatGPT Waffle...

...even if AZ does make some headway with Nuburu that does not mean that SYME shareholders will benefit in any way.

AZ and AZ's mates? ...maybe

SYME shareholders ...nah!

AZ knows how to spin a yarn ,

"May , should , expect , intend , will , estimate , anticipate , believe , predict , plan ,seek , targets , projects , could , would , continue , forecast "

...all jam tomorrow as always , same ole , same ole ...

ThankYou for your input TwooGood...

have a nice weekend...

catch up later 🙂👋

If you were stood in a trench , up to your knees in water, the enemy approaching , bombs falling , bullets flying , all hell breaking loose...who would you rather have at your side?

TwoGood or Savvy..

I would choose Savvy in a blink because whatever else he is - he is thoroughly genuine , whereas TwoGood is thoroughly fake💂‍♀️

...and TG , your homework for this weekend is to establish which market supply@me capital is listed on and when , as you surely must , you discover it it is trading on the main market - I want you to write out 100 lines....

supply@mecapital is listed on the main market

supply@mecapital is listed on the main market

supply@mecapital is listed on the main market

There's a good chap 😁

Hmm...the Italian Army eh? 🤔

well if Nuburu make reversing lights - we could be on to a nice little earner! ... 🏃 🇮🇹 🏃‍♂️ 🏳️ 😁

I wouldn't bet against it(another AGM)as long as AZ and uncle Albert can keep collecting a handsome wage for producing diddly -why wouldn't they just keep spinning it out as long as they can?

All they need is the brass neck to turn up and face the music for an hour or so and the jobs a good 'un! 🤑

The link doesn't work but I googled Jacob Mathew Fernane Mugshot and up it came...

...he doesn't look very happy does he? 🤔

Ad just came on the radio...

"If you've lost £3000 or more to a scammer"

😂😂🤦😭

This company is all about machination as opposed to end product. I don't know why we have seen a rise of 80% and then 25% but you can be fairly confident that it is not on the back of the company being on the cusp of doing any meaningful business , I think any rise we see , although welcome , is likely to be snide..and just for the avoidance of doubt ,

I am NOT a troll

I AM invested and...

I will be delighted if the slippery one can prove me wrong.

Have a nice day 🤞🍀