RE: What do I do for work?14 Oct 2021 12:11
Myself and Doggo shared a Cell and a Nokia 5510 for a few years. I used to read sections of the Financial times to him whilst he was hiding the phone, mostly as a distraction but to my delight he also picked up speech quite readily as a result.
Long were those idle days of nothingness. Hours bereft of stimulation leading to philosophical questions such as "who would win in a fight Crash Bandicoot or Sonic.
So dulled were our senses that even the most mundane of tasks (personal hygiene, manicured nails, went unanswered that we'd often emerge after 3 or four weeks looking like a hideous mirago.
But look at us now eh.. We both have metal cutlery and a bicycle between us.
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