Digs4 Oct 2013 00:15
Fear not, the gouty toe is throbbing like BILLY-O, an infallible sign that IMPORTANT NEWS is on the way. One has spies stationed on HAYMARKET and in MR MAGUIRE'S SHRUBBERY, to cover all contingencies. We are entering the END OF DAYS, when the RIGHTEOUS, led by Snooty, will make bundles, but the SAD UNWASHED, without a XEN to their name, will GNASH THEIR TEETH and RENT THEIR HAIR. Last orders draws close, then ye Xenites shall COME IN OUT OF THE WILDERNESS, be judged and FOUND NOT WANTING. Therefore, dear PEOPLE OF THE XEN, be of good cheer, for where Snooty leads, others seldom follow.