RE: HUGE DAY AHEAD!!!! ππππ30 Jan 2026 08:26
The Ballad of the Bitter Seller
For ten long years, she sat and sighed,
On a mountain of stock sheβd bought too high.
She watched the charts go dry and gray,
As her "Paper Wealth" just ebbed away.
"Itβs dead!" she cried, "Itβs a hollow shell!"
As she sold her lot in a fit of hell.
She walked away with a heavy heart,
Just as the "Billionaire Engines" start.
But now, before her weary eyes,
She sees the green-bar candles rise!
The "Financial Boys" have entered the floor,
And the price she hated begins to soar.
She screams at the screen, she whales at the sky,
"Why did it wait till I said goodbye?!"
She paces the room, she's fit to be tied,
While the "Strong Hands" take a victory ride.
The AI maps and the Texas law,
Have left her sitting with an open jaw.
"This can't be real! Itβs all a sin!
Why didn't this happen when I was in?"