. o O17 Apr 2012 14:13
I was in the pub over the weekend with my mate, at the other end of the pub there was a woman with the most attractive body I had seen in a long time, then she turned to me and she was pug ugly.
Disappointed, I went outside for a cigarette, but when I went back in, she had left, and later on my pal said "oh, that woman you were eyeing up gave me this piece of paper to give to you".
Reading through it, the note read, " I saw you looking me over earlier and here is my moby number if you want to meet up - Horseface".
This choked me up a little bit thinking, what courage, looking like that, and yet being able to play it down and make light of it.
Impressed, I decided to send her a text which read "Hi Horseface, Would love to meet up, How does next Tuesday sound"?
Just as I had finished sending it my mate said to me "Blimey John, you're not seriously thinking of taking her out - are you? I only put the Horseface on the bottom of the note so you'd know it was the ugly one"
Whoops!