New Launch, re-post13 Jun 2017 10:28
On 15th June, new (supertanker) Columbus is to be launched.
Admiral Koot firmly in command, remainder of the crew affectionately known as Kooties are headed up by chief engineer Stuart : aka The Extractor.
After the Bollie has splashed it’s way down the gleaming bow, she will go directly full steam ahead to Trinidad where she will start extracting the black gold economically.
Then on to South America where she has enough capacity to soak up all that’s on offer.
It is expected that just prior to the launch or during launch celebrations, a comprehensive corporate plan backed up by RNS will be available.
The Admiral has already made it plain that additional tickets won’t be printed.
The value of existing tickets are expected to gain substantially.
Lth are all invited to a barbecue on the poop deck in Port of Spain, rum punch & limbo competition compulsory though.
All a bit tongue in cheek & imo.
Carry on Columbus & off into the big blue... gla JR