RE: Tilly9 Apr 2021 16:31
Two guys touring America seeing all the sights. The Scots one is desperate to see a Rodeo. They find one and he is made up.
They have a bucking bronco competition with an unrideable big stallion.
Prize of a million dollars if you can stay on for a minute.
All the famous cowboys are there and getting smashed up by this beast. John Wayne.. Broken legs. Clint Eastwood arms done in.
Scots boy said to mate i am going to have a go. Mate said sit down... You have never beennon a horse in your life. There is no stopping him... He gets on horse and it goes ballistic. Bucking and crashing against barriers but he holds on. Eventually they count down the last 10 seconds and he does it. Fireworks go off, crowd go mad and he gets led up to collect the monies.
The presenter said he could not believe this was his first time on a horse.
He asks how did you manage it.
Scots boy smiles and replied the wife takes epelectic fits!