Fill your boots3 Nov 2021 20:25
Batonrouge special from a few weeks ago and couldn't be more relevant.
So anyway I then swam across the Amazon river, got attacked by a croc, so I pulled out my knife and stabbed it in the head. After a while I swam ashore and trekked for what seemed like forever through the jungle. Then I came across a small village. It was night time, and I stole a sheet from a line and pinched a small lawnmower too. I went back to the jungle and with my knife I made a frame for a microlite from some tree branches. Then I tied the sheet to the wooden frame. Next I attached the two stroke engine from the lawnmower to the microlite. I flew away and then bought some Sar. Can't remember what I paid for them.