Brexit Headlines23 Feb 2019 11:53
Here are some Newspaper articles and Headlines you may have missed.
The Independent - - May flies to Brussels and is quietly confident of reaching an agreement on the Brexit backstop.
The Sun--May tells Brussels to stick their deal "Up their Juncker"
Financial Times---Yesterday Liam Fox signed a free trade deal with the Galapagos Islands. Mr Fox said " We are delighted to have in place a free trade agreement with the Galapagos Islands. Last year the value of exports to the Galapagos was £127.12 for mainly Lettuce and Popcorn. With this new agreement we are confident that exports between the UK and Galapagos Islands will increase by up to 300% over the next 5 years". Mr Fox continues with his trade deal tour tomorrow when he jets out to Puffin Island.
Daily Record---Anorexic survivor Mr Ian Blackford has returned back to Scotland after attending the EU "Tiny insignificant Countries" Summit that was held in San Marino. When asked to comment a beaming Mr Blackford said " Talks were very constructive and the EU now knows where Scotland is".
Daily Star---"Brexit is the most important meal of the day and shouldn't be skipped" says TV reality star Brett Zachary.
Evening Standard - - - Dithering idiot Theresa May should resign immediately.
Daily Mail---Jean Claude Juncker was forced into a humiliating apology to EU deligates for turning up at the last meeting completely sober.
Sunday Sport--Our Political Journalist "Miss Candy Lovelace" had an embarrassing moment when her Boobs popped out "accidentally during a press meeting with the ERG. Full details including Photos and list of White Middle aged and Elderly casualties can be found on pages 2,3,4,5........17.