Billy Joe-Oil. The Piano Man.14 Apr 2021 15:18
It's seven o'clock in the morning
The RNS's come in
There's an Oil Man sittin' next to me
Makin’ plans for the shares to win
He says: “30p is a big memory!”
I'm very sure that it flows
But it's crude and it's sweet and I knew it complete
Every day when the market does close
La-la-la de-de da
La-la de-de da da-da
Sing us a song you're the Oil Man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a well test
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now Dave at the bar is a friend of mine
He says the CPR's key
And he's quick with a flare to light up your smoke
And there's no place that he’d rather be
He says Heid I believe this is special
As a smile ran away from his face
Well I'm sure that I could be a millionaire
If West Newton flows with such pace
Oh, la-la-la de-de da
La-la de-de da da-da
Now Graham is a clever Geologist
Who always had time for rocks
And he's talkin' with David who always he aided
And probably will do for life
And the greenies are practicing politics
As the swampies slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a tent for their loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
Sing us the song you're the Oil Man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a dividend
And you've got us feelin' alright
It's a damm good price for a buy in
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me that’s been tweeting you see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano it sounds like an oil rig
And the microphone smells like the beer
And they sit at Clapp Gate and photo tankers from afar
And say Egdon what are you doin' here?
Oh, la-la-la de-de da
La-la de-de da da-da
Sing us the song you're the Oil Man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a Major
And you've got us feelin' alright ...
H x