RE: The best think uk has done in recent years and the only thing4 Aug 2023 09:29
There are a couple of leading candidates for the title.
Firstly, any of the cheerleaders with their continuous promises of jam tomorrow riches being just around the corner. They've been singing the same song for over 4 years now, ever since the Saltfleetby acquisition on Jun 19th 2019, when the SP reached 4p. It's never got anywhere near those levels since and is currently 80% down from that level.
That SP is something the heavenly choir does its best to ignore, since it evidences the cold, hard and very obvious fact that those expressing a more wary opinion of ANGS have to date been proven bang on right.
However, I'd give the title to the company's executive dream team and especially George Porky Pie Lucan. Who can forget the bucketloads of publicly issued statements, all of which categorically turned out to bear literally no resemblance to the truth?
To pick just a couple of personal faves from the litany of BS spouted by the company over the last 4 years...
" At this stage the Directors are confident that reconnection at commercial rates is possible within the £2.5 million budget and advised timescale of completing work between May and August 2020."
RNS 19/06/19.
(The £2.5 million referred to was given to ANGS at time of acquisition. Shortly afterwards they found they needed to borrow £12m at credit card rates).
"We would be surprised and disappointed if the drilling part of the programme exceeded 28 days and the entire programme involved more than 7-10 days either side. On behalf of the Board, we have never heard or seen of any internal document which suggested we were planning for a 16 week side-track at Saltfleetby and we would challenge the poster to produce it. For that matter I haven’t heard of a drilling programme anywhere to these depths which could conceivably take 16 weeks – except perhaps on Mars, which is possibly where your poster hails from."
Answer to Investor Question 23/09/21
(The internal document referred to was ANGS's own planning permission as submitted into Lincs CC which stated "up to 16 weeks". As we now know, the sidetrack took going on 6 months - and cost £millions more than were assured).
So, the company's directors would definitely deserve the title of "biggest laughing stock"...
...except it's not in the least bit funny for anybody who's invested based on any of their publicly made statements, predictions, promises and assurances.