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We only have primark beach bags Mother, never seen so many envious looks. The Ukrainians are after nicking them but they're fearful of the half Welsh one. She's in full national costume this morning and she's starting to shed scales all over the shop! Gruesome

It's the pie shop foundations Mother.

Concrete news :---))

Old pair of Slazenger swimmin trunks and she is now refusing to go to the beach with me..... Jackpot

In China moving up (asian metals page) fillet of something for dinner last night! They said it was beef, ??? Whatever, is was very good . Lol

So could la parrilla , our customers are very keen to have product asap

Massive one foot high waves this morning. Wonder what surprises mm has for us today ?

Having a massive power storm now, not sure which God to blame but it's one of them ! Sent her back to beach to get the Hartlepool United beach towels.

In the eastern dessert .. lol, there u go then

Exactly happy holder, start as you mean to go on....pink hipster Speedos adorned and germin beach towels chucked in sea

Speedos on, load of germins with big boobies and bellies.. been formally cautioned by the woman for singing jelly on a plate at breakfast ;))) wibble wobble

6.30 here and 27 at Mo! Forecast is 36 and slightly hazy.. twenty two steps to beach from room, could be a lazy holiday :))

I bought more this morning, my mate Steve (who is a ham fisted plater and stone deaf) is in charge of the polytunnel while I'm in he jipt ,,, the share price will go up this week (see Troajsns last post movie buff) PS, are you a Marlon Brando fan?

Yus, Angel hairlines

Worth it If they can improve your vision Mother

Mornings, nabbed a few more... Just passing the angel of the north south of the hairyport

And cheese an ham sarnies made for the hairy plane ride termorra

Two young nuns having just been ordained as gardeners of God were on a holiday at Seaton Carew and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the resorts Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest. The young nun got up off the ground, straightened and dusted her clothes, turned to her companion and said,"We shall never talk about this, agreed"? The other young nun consented. Twenty five years later the two allotment nuns,, were out having coffee, when all of the sudden, the second nun asked her friend", I know I agreed never to talk about the event at the zoo but I have one question". The other nun stared and said,"O.K., one question"! The other nun stammered, then asked, "Did it hurt"? "Did it hurt? Oh yes it hurt! He never called..., he never phoned..., he never sent flowers..."!

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Thanks again Devonwolf