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They do seem cheap but they were about 38 pence/share not that long ago.

I'm hoping to get a bargain soon.

Gordon Brown not Gordan Brown for heaven sakes.

Think Desperate Dans new chum Stumpy has taken to drink.

robleo, can you say the soothing words to Desperate Dan so he can go to sleep.

I has not got the energy to talk about the plastic annus tonight, been on the road today.

Desperate Dan, I has been shorting Consolidated Spats since 1929 and im 25× my original stake.

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If anyone doesn't know why the stock market is falling the answer is BOND YIELDS.

Trust in Mr Guttersnipe esquire...

Desperate Dan

Crashed his van

Into a can

Of really nice Spam

The engine still ran

So he backed up the van

And recovered the Spam

For someones gran

Sometimes he gets mad

But he ain't all bad

Just angry a tad

And grumpy

I is his chum

Mentioned the plastic b u m

Which angered him some

But now he ho hum

When robleo is hear

He likes it for real

The calming voice

Relaxing his ears

So all in all

Dan has a ball

Even if all

The shares they do fall

It is hear.

It's seasonal not personal.

I has already mentioned it were coming.

Down 100 on FTSE 100.

Desperate Dan will sleep well tonight with the calming voice of robleo in his ears.

Desperate Dan - I fink he were talking too me, although I has forgot what I has said obviously.

It is in one ear and out the other wiv me.

Could go lower jaxi.

Marconi, Woolworths, Northern Rock, Enron and many more all seemed like they would be around forever at one time.

Don't give these people false hope, you could be costing them money.

You lot is in the wrong sector, can't see much upside hear, BT on a death slide, down by a third in six months.

You is a basketcase, nasty little grass

We are on the shoulder right now, expect it to roll over and head South with possible first level down about 65 pence and then 50 pence by Christmas.

I is very good with charts.

Desperate Dan

Don't risk his ire

your future will be dire

If you catch his eye here

Desperate Dan

Is my biggest fan

He is like a clam

But he don't give a dam

When he drive his van

Desperate Dan

He had a van

He cooked his gran

A plate of Spam

Fritters

Mole man 66 - I will be right tomorrow, it is going down.

It's seasonal, not personal.

The September swoon followed by the October death slide.

Really knows his stuff, down heavily.

The October death slide is hear.

All my jokes are being modified out because of avoset 321.

I'm not even sure if it is worth continuing.

I is aware of Carltt