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Vodger - #unt has not damaged your share price 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

Winter follows springtime.

Morning ends the day.

Stocks can't go lower than zero.

Captain Jaxi50 and Porch and Guttersnipe is all back.

The axis of evil to some, freedom fighters to others.

Stopping the young and naive losing theys money.

He have put all his eggs in one basket

Robleo - I is delighted to find you on the Legal and general board.

Now all we needs is Desperate Dan hear also.

Where is he. He should be hear on a day like today.

Robleo - I has heard Desperate Dan lives under your stairs like Harry potter.

Get him to type summat.

It won't affect the share price, never does.

Nobody knows what it even means anyway.

FrensicBlue - We has a frendly little group hear.

If you doesn't like it you can try somewhere else.

I work from home but give off more gas cos I'm eating more

Robleo - I is unlikely to disappear from hear so at least you will have one sensible to talk too.

I has the feeling Captain Jaxi will show up soon.

This Vodafone stock is dire. 😂🤣 🚽

I has not picked a side. Before that it would have been j e w s, Romans, Arabs and Jesus (I think).

I is totally neutral and not keen on either side.

Well basically the m u s l I m s has been on that land for 1400 years and 2 billion of em all wants it back but can't because I s r a e l controls America incredibly as that sounds.

Captain Jaxi will be back soon enough I finks, thanks to those jokers in Israel, everything will go down I is afraid to say.

Desperate Dan

Lean and strong

Bald and brave

Raising the share price

Wiv just his brain

He be the master of said van

Like a toucan

Squawk, squawk

Like days of old

I be one of his mates

Sometime his teeth do grate

Delivering bees

To hives

He like a toucan

Strong and bold

Driving the van

Delivery 🚚 bold

Desperate Dan

He have a van

He drive the van

Because he can.

He know he good

Drive like you should

Fast and safe

Down country lane.

Now and then

He meet a van

Wiv cheerful wave

Coming the other way.

So all in all

He deliver spam

He is the man

Like a toucan.

Desperate Dan

He is the man

He drive a van

He is the man

Who can

Like a toucan