optimus/hot/everyone510 Jun 2016 01:23
The wife was in the car outside the chippie looking at the menu she thought it said garlic mushrooms,I ordered garlic mushroom and the old boy nearly had a heart attack b4 gaining revenge with wifes half microwaved kebab.It was like a scene out of a welsh last of the summer wine lol,"This is Wales not bloody France,we dont sell gatli musrooms" he roared,I can still feel the dragon breathe today,the two welsh customers didnt help the situation by telling me what a wonderful time they had in Ely.The guy reminded me of the sargent in it aint half hot mum tv series(from 70's for any younger readers).Anyway wouldnt it be great if I revisited the chippie thirteen years later and reordered garlic mushrooms with my best fake welsh hi de hi accent.