Xmasandnewyearfun26 Dec 2025 15:01
A proton, a neutron and Helium walk into a bar and order three beers.
The bartender appears with three beers in hand and asks the proton, βAre you sure you are above 21?β
The proton replies, βIβm positive.β The bartender then gives the proton his beer.
He then says to neutron while giving him the second beer, βFor you, no charge.β
He then proceeded to throw the last beer into Heliumβs face.
Helium didnβt react.