The old sailor joke to brighten you up.17 Sep 2021 20:02
An old, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks
once more for old time’s sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up
to a room.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing
some reassurance, asks “How am I doing Darlin?”
The prostitute replies, “Well old sailor, you’re doing about three
knots.”
“Three knots?” he asks, "What’s that supposed to mean?"
She replies, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting
your money back.”
"I know the feeling"