Member Info for Ericthered

Bloody hell, not only is saddog's spelling improving but now he's composing haikus! Wonder what his Japanese name is? Grasshopper? Nah, i'm guessing it's Mosquito, an irriitating, poisonous lttle insect.
Where's his little pottymouth friend thicko this evening i ask myself? Bet his mum let him stay up late to watch "Countryfile Live" to see if I put in an appearance!. : )

Blimey, is that the time? Oh, so sorry, "sore" jb's latest post and assumed it must be after midnight. Nipped out for a p actually. Anybody else need one? Don't normally comment on typo's (apart from my own!) but thought this one might make people smile. Go on jb, relax and have a little titter, (no saddog, not you) it might take your mind off the sp! : )

Could also be DL ordering pancakes in Monte Carlo!

Takes me back. Billy Bunter, Jennings and Debyshire etc. Fossilised fishooks! ( don't laugh, you'll be old yourself one day!)

A grain in your eye eh MB? Due to all the cornea no doubt!

6.30am? Wow, almost as strange as posting at 22.11 on a Friday night or even 22.33 on a Wednesday!

Who would know this more than Saddog? His opinon is not to be sniffed at! : )

Now you're talking!

Please don't try and win me over with flattery. For the last time, I will not have the last dance with you at the AGM. Tart.

But nowhere near as funny obviously. (beat you to it!)

Come to think of it, I could actually be Eric Idle! : )

Little mental idol surely? Deranged, remember? Have you forgotten our recent exchange of posts? Did they mean nothing to you? I feel used and somehow dirty. You still looking for a date for the AGM then?

Wasn't that Kate Brush?

Sorry, that was in fact Richtea Havens!

Weren't they on at Woodstock just after Country Joe and the Fish?

The hell we are!

Hey fella, that sounds like fighting talk to me. Calling me out eh pardner ? Better saddle up and bring a posse with you dude.. If they can't make it, bring some scones. It'll be a Bunfight at the OK Corral.

"I am offended by your accusation that I was inferring you lie. I could not possibly do that without evidence. I do hold views on the degree of plausibility which is not as high as it was."
It's tortured phraseology time again folks and we have a winner! ( Is it any wonder I'm ill? This makes Trump sound coherent!)

That was my job fella but there's a new marshall in town wth a shiny new badge and a horse called Silver. Yes pardners, I'm now officially the Lone Deranger. ( Oh, and before you ask, no it didn't take me over 24 hours to think this up. My laptop's been on the blink!) : )

Well fella, it's like this. It's so much fun responding to the sneering arrogance of your posts by taking the ****. The fact that I'm getting paid for deramping s just a bonus. By the way, I get time and a half dor saturdays. Woohoo!