Member Info for Ericthered

Gobblygook eh? How very dare you!

I was merely trying to help you JJ, you asked who should we contact remember? I feel rather sorry for you actually, I suspect you are really just an isolated bod who can't keep away from this board. .

Cheer up JJ, I'll try and help. So, who do you should we contact? Someone with a wet cloth maybe so you can wipe the egg off your face.

I was going to make a joke about biplanes but I'll probably be accused of being aerophobic!

C'mon then, hands up everyone who had to google paraphobia. ( no mb, when I said hands up, I didn't mean up there!)

No tongues please, I'm paraphobic.

No, there's just the 2 of us. We've adopted a bipartisan approach.

Call me paranoid ( or anything else you like, see if I care) but I can't help thinking that some current posts contain echoes of previous posters that we assumed had long gone? I've consulted my alias, oh sorry oracle and he agrees. hmmm....

Morning all! I would just like to make it clear to all paranoid people that I have nothing whatsoever against you. I will however be watching every move you make.

Et tu MB? Infamy! ( I'll get me toga)

I see it got chucked in the laundry basket. Suppose I'd better pull over for now.

I am here because I am an amateur investor, so I use these boards to check the s.p. and have a laugh Some guys should lighten up. As for using public toilet walls, how anti-social would that be? Tut tut!

Maybe he's a cockney? (oops!)

Sorry, no can do. I've been posting rubbish for years and have no intention of stopping now. By the way, I don't mind being called a pervert but nerd? A bit hard I feel. (oops!)

What a co-incidence, I was always a little behind with my science homework.

Not really, I'm actually bifocal.

I suppose I should really have shouted (in a stage whisper) "LOOK BEHIND YOU!" but I wouldn't want people getting the wrong idea!

They seek him here, they seek him there, the poor buggers really need to get a life!

Comedy gold.

"The net tightens." What next, "Feel lucky punk?" Who needs line of duty? Most entertaining, keep it up!