Member Info for Ericthered

How dare you? I'm a married man!

That's turtle nonsense (say it loud and you sound like a Geordie!)

Morning all and all the best for the new year. Co-incidentally, I had a lot in common with a newt last night!

"What's your average and what are your current losses (on paper)?" Don't tell him Pike!

If you have any trouble with it let me know, I've a friend who's a plumber and isn't working at the moment, he will take Vatican.

Why not ask your friend in the bunker?

"PMSO" He's even p*ssed himself off!

Leave me out of this!

Just wondering, will the seagulls follow the trawler because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea? I know it's been asked before but that was a completely different kettle of fish.

"It's mostly near impenetrable to decipher." Bit like some of the posts from our more disgruntled investors!

Yo, JJ! What's the (trope) word on the street bro? If I "'fess up" does that make things better or worse? Anyway, it's Christmas, (well, for some of us anyway) so here's a joke, especially for you:Old Abe finally passes away and after the levaya, his large family gather at his lawyers eagerly awaiting to hear the contents of his will and find out who has inherited his vast fortune. The lawyer reads out from it as follows: "First of all, you all should know that many years ago I promised my late sister Miriam that I would remember her son, my dumb nephew Louis in my will. So, hello louis!!" Mazel Tov!

Oedipus! (what a schmuck)

Coincidentally I was going to post the old Jewish mother joke about "Qedipus, schmoedipus" but thought the better of it!

Morning all, MB you should have asked MJ to mix your paints for you, he's a great stirrer!

" Which direction would you like these shares to go, up or down?" "Uple do me!"

That's what you sleigh.

Keep calm? I'm fed up, it's reindeer all day.

Just thought advent my spleen.

It's actually the secret code for the combination lock on the door to the bunker but please keep this to yourself! : )

I need more t!