RE: Sort of on topic, isn't it.21 Jan 2020 11:29
In a similar vein to Frankie's: A novitiate nun says to Mother Superior one day, " Mother, I've decided to leave the order and become a prostitute."
"BECOME A WHAT?!! screams MS.
" A prostitute"
"Thanks the lord for that " says MS, "I thought for one awful moment you said a protestant!