For the birds8 Jun 2023 10:43
you can just see them beavering away on the calculators on their smart phones, whilst thinking… so, as we, as a state, did not directly invest in our oil and gas industry (as, for example, those plastic commies in norway did), and we can’t control oil and gas prices, how can we, as a state/government, reduce the cost we have for oil and gas? “i know, i know the answer, it’s not too late” shouted little jeremy smugface, “let’s increase the tax the producers pay as this would be the same as reducing the price the people of the uk pay. yes, we will have to pay the market price, but (rather cleverly) we will recover a lot (75%) of this payment through the tax revenue we collect from our golden geese which we can treat as sitting ducks”. “and”, piped up even littler rich rascal, “let’s also give them a carrot to allow us to continue this devilishly simple yet fiendishly cunning scheme for the foreseeable. they are bound to fall for this”. “but, but, but…” mumbled jovial jacob, “doing this will turn these golden geese we treat as sitting ducks into dead parrots. we will have to pay market rates to other countries who will keep all the lovely jubbly tax revenue and jobs and economic growth, and we will end up looking like… turkeys”. “ok, better give the jezza another *** packet” said rich . to-be-continued. maybe.