RE: O/T Huge ostrich like dinosaur with two brains found in Sussex15 Feb 2022 02:21
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Huge ostrich like dinosaur with two brains found in Sussex: Reuters todsy
Excavators building a new bridge in the Sussex Downs have unearthed the bones of a well preserved 20' high ostrich from the triassic period over 50 million years old. The bird like sauropod had two brains, a peanut size brain in the head that relayed information via its eyesight to a second walnut size brain 20' away at the base of its spine. Scientists believe the animal was so incredibly stupid so that when predators were around, the peanut size brain in its head set off danger signals to the bigger walnut size brain at the base of its spine that triggered a mechanism of self defence that made it bury its head in the swamp. The giant bird was so stupid that it automatically presented itself as fodder for other animals. Famed archaeologist Prof Christopher Twomey thinks it was the favourite food source for many dinosaurs for less than half a million years as it beckoned to be eaten via its total stupidity and lack of self preservation. They determined that this strange bird like creature was devoid of any discernible brain cells and that the walnut size brain at the base of its spine was so full of schitt and up its own arse that it was almost as if nature had made it breed only for food and it soon became exstinct. Archaeologists have named it : Christwocellsosaurus after the famous Professor.