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Must be some serious fudging of financial reports for it to take this long. I hope it's worth the wait. If they can convince the LSE they're a few billion in the green, we might make it to 10p 🤣

Not a great start tbh. They said back half of May for financials....he's been in charge 5 mins and is already missing his own deadlines. Just got to hope that he's put a lot of cash into this, so surely he did it for a reason. It would be hard to match the levels set by Tom Sawyer (i refuse to refer to him as a doctor, the man's a scammer), but falling at the first hurdle might just do it.

"We have decided to focus on our core business strategy of dangling something exciting sounding in front of people so they buy, and then diluting the ever living f**k out of them to pay our unearned wages".

Hopefully the new guy at least whispers sweet nothings in our ear while he bludgeons our rectums 👀

Callit - it would be tough to resist, but i wouldn't want to reduce the impact 😂

Colenal - maybe the fact somebody would be willing to go to the extreme of deciding a sausage roll was better utilised as an offensive projectile than a tasty delight, with his presence being the factor that tipped those scales, finally convinced him that as a CEO he was about as useful as cress in a sandwich 😂

Well, whatever board it is, i'm staying away if the devil is involved 😂

Oh come on OSD. They'd only be minor burns. If i was going to be really savage i'd assault him with one of those cheese and ham baguettes, i mean, you're talking blunt force trauma there. Or dip the pastries or sausage rolls in English mustard before throwing them....be like napalm in the eyes 😂😂😂

And may I expand on that and say he'd be lucky it was a sausage roll, cos if it was a steak or chicken bake the reaction would be John Wick-like and he'd be wearing skin burning steaming hot gravy or white creamy goo (no jokes please) all over his face quicker than he could say "dilution".

Honestly, any chance of a boardroom takeover is fine by me. After enduring 14 months of Dr Thomas Sawyer's shall we say kindly "laissez faire" approach to management, if i was in the street munching a sausage roll and he happened to walk past, and would be in turmoil on whether to throw it at his head or eat it. And that isn't the kind of decision i often find myself pondering.

Anybody got any clue what the resolutions were that passed? I'm a shareholder but they never asked me. Have they chosen a different type of toilet paper for the loos? Or a more durable type of paperclip for the office.

With the decline in church attendances, maybe OSD is on to something. They need to do more sermons about tasty baked goods, that'll get em though the door.

well, i suppose they get their kicks for free 👀. it isn't a great display of their personnalities that they get them out of turning up on stock boards giving people ****... but then they probably can't afford to put petrol in the car at the moment, and can only dream of luxuries like gregg's sausage rolls. maybe that's what has set them off...sausage roll envy 😂

Haven't been reading the board much this last week Colenal, so apologies if i have repeated your account of these ass holes history. And yes, good point on the revenue. At least we both have the same account, so i know i'm not losing my marbles. This is why many people see the markets as criminal, they have about 127 trillion shares and keep printing more, and instead of kicking them off the stock exchange, they'll allow them to reverse split at some point and start their dilution scam all over again with a cleaned up cap table, all while producing nothing that makes any money. They should be arrested for fraud.

so, as far as i can remember, the plan was to launch this new amazing ai fashion platform called seavoo. so they raised a load if cash, went to and got themselves are partner in vacuum labs, spent the next year working on that and saying f**k all the shareholders. then, just around the time they were supposed to produce some results, they decided they were going to pivot away from this masterplan, take on some more directors despite having no money left, and then....raise some more money at sh expense to do some other weird corperate sounding bull**** in the asian markets. so, for the last year, they've spent a load of money on wages...and nothing else. anybody else feeling like they're full of ****?

I still hold a small amount mate. Wasn't worth selling given the massive drop. Not sure why we've not heard any crypto related news yet. Especially seeing as they're focused on Solana, which gives you 7% for staking it, and was at a good price until this week's surge. Clearly they are phasing out the old guard, but thought they've move quicker with the crypto side of things.

Come on, own up. Who found them Taken style, put a gun to their head, and forced them to release some info? 😂

Of course, it's made much easier for them by the fact the company only feels it needs to communicate with SH for changes of directorship, capital raises, or to put a hole in the boat on any unexpected SP rises 😂

"Watching Tiger analyse aticks us like watching a pidgeon play chess. He knocks over all the pieces, poops on the board, and struts around like he won".

That had me laughing, what a great line 😂

latino - been clogging the board for 12 months and nobody gave a ****, there were sometimes 5 posts a day. now a bunch of people turn up out of the blue and tell people to stop discussing the things they've been discussing for ages, claiming they're clogging the board, while themselves clogging the board full of rns's that were released ages ago. and if this doesn't go on a run, i doubt they'll be back here to tell anyone to stop clogging the board as they'll have buggered off somewhere else to do the same.

Tiger16 - 😂😂😂. A lot of people have spent the year with absolutely nothing share related to talk about. Hence the conversations drifted towards fixing fishing boats, nice places to visit, good wine and sausage rolls. Don't blame us, blane Tom Sawyer for giving us f*ck all to discuss. Then a load of people turned up ramping and telling us all a load of information that we already knew months ago, so we got bored reverted to type 😂. 😂😂. And now i'm more interested in trying a Philp's cornish pasty than hearing the same details for the 1000th time 🤷‍♂️