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Lovin my win win situation James - SP drops and my holding is enriched with huge buybacks - SP goes up and my pension pot/holiday fund swells - all tax free within my ISA & SIPP, all plus a market leading yield, how crazy is that? #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Many thanks to all who took part in today's plump 13.9m buyback #Buyback those dips A1

Noel Edmonds says there's 'no such thing as death' in bizarre interview: 'You cannot die' "You cannot die," he insisted. "My energy will return to where it came from, part of a massive, incomprehensible universal web of energy." Edmonds also rambled about the dangers threatening mankind, stating: "The biggest problem we have is not Ebola, it's not AIDS, it's electro smog. "Wi-fi and all the systems we are introducing into our lives are destroying our own natural electro-magnetic fields," the TV presenter added. https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/838952/Noel-Edmonds-no-such-thing-death-bizarre-interview-2015-energy-prostate-cancer-yoga-mat #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Publicity - all about Mr Blobby - AHO pay fades to background #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Noel Edmonds' charity helicopter 'overloaded' A nine-year-old boy killed during a helicopter flight organised by Noel Edmonds' Airborne Trust was in the wrong helicopter, a fatal accident inquiry has heard. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/158299.stm #Buyback those dips A1

TV star Noel Edmonds loses a fortune Noel Edmonds, the presenter of TV game show Deal or no Deal, is believed to have lost a fortune as a result of the collapse of his business, Unique Group, with debts of around �3m. Edmonds, 58, will be affected personally because of what the Financial Times described as complex financial arrangements with his bankers. The business reportedly collapsed because of a dispute involving the ownership of a helicopter. https://metro.co.uk/2009/10/27/tv-star-noel-edmonds-loses-a-fortune-531703/ #Buyback those dips A1

Good morning James - we heard you the first time lol #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Arise Sir AHO #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Every buyback needs a seller Freya - plenty of people waiting for their break even to get out - and every buyback enriches my holding #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Here's where Lloyds Bank shares must bounce http://www.iii.co.uk/articles/505222/heres-where-lloyds-bank-shares-must-bounce #Buyback those dips A1

Noel Edmonds berates Lloyds Bank at AGM in Edinburgh The TV presenter bought a share worth 67p in order to attend the meeting in Edinburgh. Seeking up to �60m in compensation, Mr Edmonds has secured litigation funding from Therium to pursue the banking giant through the courts, and plans to lodge legal papers by the end of June. Lord Blackwell said in response to Mr Edmonds' barrage of questions: "This isn't a show Mr Edmonds, it's an AGM. "You've set out one version of events on what you believe happened. We have a different version of events, we do not agree." https://stv.tv/news/east-central/1416016-noel-edmonds-berates-lloyds-bank-at-agm-in-edinburgh/ #Buyback those dips A1

Noel Edmonds told 'this isn't a show' as he gatecrashes Lloyds AGM The former Deal or No Deal host is seeking compensation after allegedly falling victim to fraud by former staff at HBOS Reading. https://news.sky.com/story/shareholders-stage-rebellion-against-lloyds-executive-pay-11384047 #Buyback those dips A1

Buyback is going good Livestock - ahead of schedule and at a really low average - looks like another bumper buyback today, I wonder if we might get a little top up to the buyback pot at Q2? #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

LTI - Hey, I need some income to fund my extended holidays lol the current proportions seems to be a reasonable balance, the reasoning was outlined at the AGM. #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Livestock - I wasn't happy with the ever increasing shares in issue, the ever devaluing of my holding - now, with every share bought back the value of each of my shares increases - the stock market will always try to play its games but at some stage the low hanging fruit will begin to dry up, and while I wait I receive market leading divi income ;-) #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Many thanks to all who took part in today's juicy 18.6m buyback #Buyback those dips A1

I'm puzzled, Why would anyone unhappy with Lloy buyback program not sell up? even it its below your average, we're told there are so many better options out there, C'mon guys, Daddy needs your low hanging fruit lol #Buyback those dips A1

From a dead hedgehog to Mr Blobby to the mobile bank not being able to handle �18 in change to the venue being a bit chilly - you couldn't make it up - congrats to Lord Blackwell for holding it together lol #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Shareholders did ask SUF - and as I outlined earlier - shareholders were reminded that the board is limited to making the company exceedingly profitable and fit for the future, the SP is down to the market and external forces #Shhh, don't tell the algo's A1

Scandal at the AGM - ftse & SP dropping - c'mon folk, you know you would feel happier if you sold up - every buyback needs a seller #Buyback those dips A1