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Lloy 62.3
RBS 242.6

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Wonder If UBS will suspend buybacks on run up to Q2? see what today brings.

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Hey, where's my buyback lol

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Many thanks to all who took part in today's 9m buyback

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Hypocritical Lloyds 'By Your Side' advert must go, says Noel Edmonds' poll lol

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-5977721/Hypocritical-Lloyds-advert-says-Noel-Edmonds-poll.html

Rachel Riley SLAMMED by Noel Edmonds over Lloyds Bank advert: ‘Hand back the money!’

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/991795/Rachel-Riley-Noel-Edmonds-Lloyds-advert-slammed-money-fee

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In a week when someone asked if Lloy was the most boring share

My usual weekend update,
I started this fantasy portfolio in 2016 to challenge various posters perception that Lloy is 'the worst share ever' or a 'dog of a share', on the 8th Oct 2016 I invited WL/Newchurch to choose an alternative ftse 100 company so I could run a comparison

On 8th Oct 2016 - 1000 quid bought 206 BP. shares & 1905 Lloy shares
Today's value
BP. 206 @ 567 = 1168
Lloy 1905 @ 62.5 = 1190

In April 2017 Invest4life suggested I add Glencore -
On 22-4-17 - 1000 quid bought 335 Glen shares & 1553 Lloy shares
Today's value
Glen 335 @ 313 = 1049
Lloy 1553 @ 62.5 = 971

In May 2017 Pugsy suggested I add Ocado -
On 22-5-17 - 1000 quid bought 331 Ocdo shares & 1392 Lloy shares
Today's value
Ocdo 331 @ 1083 = 3585
Lloy 1392 @ 62.5 = 870

In July 2017 Nucky suggested I add RBS -
On 12-7-17 1000 quid bought 384 RBS & 1512 Lloy
Today's value
RBS 384 @ 242 = 929
Lloy 1512 @ 62.5 = 945

In July 2017 Utrickytrees asked that I add BARC -
On 30-7-17 1000 quid bought 479 Barc & 1504 Lloy
Today's value
Barc 479 @ 187 = 896
Lloy 1504 @ 62.5 = 940

This weeks observation - nothing moved much, OMG wish I'd bought Ocdo, banks still mostly neck & neck,

Overall conclusion -
A very basic comparison that does no include divi yield, IMO anyone still suggesting Lloy is 'the worst share ever' or a 'dog of a share' seriously need to examine their concept of investing.

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Many thanks to Oxo42 and all others who today helped reduce the number of shares in issue by a juicy 24.7m

Good luck with your future investments Oxo42

#Buyback those dips UBS
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UBS still finding people to part with their shares at this low SP - hoover them up UBS - your doing a grand job - top up to the buyback pot at Q2?

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Many thanks to all who today helped reduce the number of shares in issue by a respectable 12m

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* The BBC received yet another crushing defeat yesterday,
* Record fines imposed on the shabby news agency,
* News director Fran Unsworth and reporter Dan Johnson fight to save their careers,
* Judge disgusted by the sensationalism
* Can the BBC cling on to its broadcasting licence?

Reporting the Sir Cliff Richards story in the style used by the BBC

Shame I don't have access to helicopters

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How would you rate the chances of your Aunt growing a penis Lastcall?

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If not for Brexit -
based on P/E12 (not accounting for buybacks)

YE 2017 pretax £5bn x p/E12 = £60bn/71bn shares = circa 85p + ~3p divi
YE 2018 pretax £7bn x P/E12 = £84bn/71bn shares = circa 120p + ~5p divi
YE 2019 pretax £8bn x P/E12 = £96bn/71bn shares = circa 135p + ~6p divi

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Many thanks to all who today helped reduce the number of shares in issue by a respectable 15.6m

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'Is Lloy boring'?

Depends if you think substantial increases in profits and divi is boring,
Add to that acquisitions and buybacks

2017 results
Q1 Underlying £2.1bn Statutory £1.3bn
Q2 Underlying £4.5bn Statutory £2.5bn divi 1p
Q3 Underlying £6.6bn Statutory £4.5bn
Q4 Underlying £8.5bn Statutory £5.3bn (+24%) divi 2.05p (+20%) + £1bn buyback program,
(Out - 1.65bn Ppi, other conduct 0.87bn, Volatility 0.7bn)

Anylasis -
Post tax profit £3.547bn (+41%)
£3.2bn total return to shareholders (+47%)
EPS 4.4p (+52%)

2018
Q1 Underlying £2bn Statutory £1.6bn (+23%)
(projected)
Q2 Underlying £4.8bn Statutory £3.4bn divi 1.2p
Q3 Underlying £6.8bn Statutory £5.3bn
Q4 Underlying £8.9bn Statutory £7.4bn divi 2.4p + £2bn buyback

Regarding the SP - Lloyds performance is currently similar to the other banks
ie currently suppressed due to Brexit

Check out my fantasy portfolio weekly updates (next update on Sat)

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In light of Sir Cliff's victory -
Maybe, just maybe our state funded BBC news service could return to reporting the news honestly, fairly and completely instead of trying to spin and sensationalise items in search of rating

https://news.sky.com/story/live-sir-cliff-richard-to-get-ruling-in-bbc-court-battle-11440396

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Lloyds Bank to open three EU subsidiaries after Brexit

https://www.ft.com/content/18972a36-89d1-11e8-bf9e-8771d5404543

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-lloyds-exclusive/exclusive-lloyds-bank-plans-three-eu-subsidiaries-after-brexit-sources-idUKKBN1K71MO

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You couldn't make it up

Eddie Izzard says Labour must ‘stamp out stain of anti-Semitism’ as he joins the NEC

https://metro.co.uk/2018/04/01/eddie-izzard-says-labour-must-stamp-stain-anti-semitism-joins-nec-7432950/

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You couldn't make it up

John Woodcock has quit as a Labour MP and will now sit as an independent in the House of Commons.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44871628

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2018
Q1 Underlying £2bn Statutory £1.6bn (+23%)
(projected)
Q2 Underlying £4.8bn Statutory £3.4bn interim divi 1.2p
Q3 Underlying £6.8bn Statutory £5.3bn
Q4 Underlying £8.9bn Statutory £7.4bn final divi 2.4p + £2bn buyback

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https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-told-by-veteran-jewish-mp-youre-a-*******-racist-and-anti-semite-margaret-hodge_uk_5b4e34cbe4b0fd5c73bfe020

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