I think I've got it!
I've been worried about the preacher's granny muggers, and I now realise he thinks EGM stands for English Granny Mugger.
Bless him!
That's the trouble with grown-up informative posting. It's exhausting. Nobody involved has managed to get out of bed yet.
Disappointing SP performance. I was fully expecting at least £25 by now especially after all the good news posts.
Is it possible that this is why the plot is still lost? He simply hasn't had time to look being so busy shorting, and ramping and deramping using his multiple IDs.
Improbable but I think the most likely explanation.