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Remember to take some profits.
My fear is that many SXX shareholders will follow the crowd and will invest in the same shares as the other former SXX shareholders.
Be aware of the pump and dump.
But most of all, good luck.
OR
My Barclays account has now been credited with the Sirius proceeds, so I have invested it all in Greatland Gold at 4.585p. At one point last week I could have bought Greatland at about 2.8p, but better late than never!
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?"
"How dare you!" said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
"Well, then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?"
“The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a 'customer service' survey. I didn't hesitate to give them the feed back.”
Got my cheque in the post today from Link Asset Services.
Banked it already!
Hi Tuckupp.
Thank you for pointing out the distinction between cleared funds and funds that are available for reinvestment. I am still awaiting funds that are available for reinvestment.
Thank you also for all of the laughs that you have given us on a weekly basis.
archways, i deal with halifax and my money was put back into my share dealing account aprox 3pm yesterday and was available for reinvesting, but not cleared to takeout of my account. good luck.
Sorry - Cristoire.
Rosewall.
I have just registered a complaint with Barclays because they cannot yet tell me when the Sirius proceeds will be credited to my account as cleared funds.
When you said yesterday that "the money is there being cleared" did that mean that you were told that the money had been received but it was not yet cleared? If so, were you told when it would be cleared? Do you mind telling me who you are with?
Christoire.
I assume that HL told you yesterday that the Sirius funds had cleared and that they were available for you to invest immediately.
A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, "Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he'll stop." The kid replies, "Yeah, but he's so cute!"
Cliff Richard is doing a concert in Beijing and it's going great, towards the end of it he asks the audience for any requests. They all shout out, "Sing Tits and Fanny" and he doesn't understand what they're all on about so he asks how it goes, and the whole audience sings,"Tits an' Fanny, how we no talk anymore".
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard"You've been playing golf!"
Bemused Indian brave approaches his chief Roaring Thunder and asks him how he picks the names for everyone, "Well" says the chief, "Whenever there is a newborn I hold them in my arms and leave the tipi, holding the baby to the gods, I look around me and name the child according to what I see. You're mother Lone Star was so named as I looked to the skies,and your sister Running Water as The river caught my eye". The chief then looks at the brave quizzically and says, "Anyhow, why do you ask 'Two Dogs Shagging'.
HL account, payment cleared in my account
Man persuades a hooker to have sex with him but as he has no money would she do it for his expensive trainers. She tells him she would but not to expect any passion. He agrees and gets on. Half way through she throws her legs around him and goes into one. When they were having a cigarette after he enquires, "thought you said no passion ".
She replies "oh that, I was just trying on the trainers ".
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. "Well," he says, "Ive been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!" The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
Woman goes to Asian herbalist for advice as she has trouble picking men. The doctor askes her to drop her pants and asks her to bend over, which she does. Ha! he exclaims, you have eggzakkry syndrome. EGGZAKKRY! Whats that?
Doc explains your a@rse is eggzakkry same as your face.
Bbarzut
Just to say that I checked my account this morning and the money is there being cleared.
Thank you very much
Interesting article, lots of similarities to our situation.
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I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Just leave them as they are. They will soon disappear and be replaced by cash in your share account. You can then decide to buy shares in another company or transfer it to your bank account.
Do you know how we will be paid? I am still holding the shares on my trading account and I'm not sure how to hand them in. Any help would be much appreciated
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
This is a new one I made up myself (best told to drunk people methinks):
Boy goes into bakers and asks, "can I have two cream cakes please?"
Baker: "Sorry son, we've only got Brown bread".
Boy: "That's ok, I've got a bike outside"