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81lucky, I kept them all.At this rate I'll get back the 35k I lost in GKP.
Looking at today SP hope you kept some!
GOOD LUCK....GOOD KARMA.
So sorry wrong board!! Hope everyone here is doing okay!
Has Credit Suisse buying in bern verified?
good on you pal....that made my day reading that
Have a look at RRE & FARN. Both multibaggers over the next 12 month.
Security man stops a woman for stealing a leg of lamb at Tesco "What are you doing with that?"
Spuds,peas and gravy, she replied.
Wife and kids were really upset because I put ginger in the curry.
They loved that facking cat.
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?
"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"
WELLDONE singer. So happy to hear a feel good story. Hope you taken some or all profit.
I spend 10 years in here get shafted and lose 30 k. I take whats left of the money, add 3k to it and buy into greatland gold 7 weeks ago. I've made the 30k back. I'm gobsmacked.
Two old school friends met years later in the car park outside a shipping company's offices in Southampton. One parked his Ford Focus whilst the other parked his Bentley. "How can you afford a car like that?", he asked his friend. "Oh, I work for Cunard," his friend replied.
"So do I said," said the other man, "but I can't afford a Bentley."
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station attendant.
'Nothing,' the woman answered. 'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'
'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles.
Mrs. Golden was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?"
"Two for 50 pence," answered the vendor.
"How much is just one?" she asked.
"30 pence," answered the vendor.
" Mrs. Golden said, I'll take the other one,"
Something so leveling about jokes, I can't explain. Not sure why people get offended by JOKES, may be I'm of old school. Have a laugh or move on or scroll up....easy.
With you on the lessons learnt (mostly the hard way). My thoughts are with those who have had to make lifestyle changes due to this debacle. I have had a big hit too but fortunately I enjoy a simple life style, so just a change in numbers on the bank account for me.
I'll keep looking in, until the site shuts, old habits.
I can't understand why you got thrown out of Dad jokes site. lets face it they wouldn’t want their loincloths full of dirt would they. See even in those days men were intent on making sure their wives were comfortable. Things haven’t changed have they. Is this little bit of humour all that's left of this great project that was to change so many people's lives. fraid so.
surprised this site is still open. I have learnt some hard lessons. Good luck to all those who find themselves in the same boat, dust yourself down, pick yourself up etc etc.
Policeman: when did you notice your wife was dead?
Man: well the sex was the same, however, the dishes started to piling up.
Two women discussing their sex life. One asks "what's the worst thing your husband said to you when you were having sex "?
The other replies "honey I'm home ".
A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. So what are your plans? The father asks the young man. I am a Torah scholar. He says. A Torah scholar, Hmmm, the father says. Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughterto live in, as she is accustomed to? I will study, the young man said, and God will provide for us.
And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves? asks the father. I will concentrate on my studies, the young man replies, God will provide for us.
And children? asks the father. How will you support children? Don't worry, sir, God will provide, replies the fiancé.
The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, How did it go, Honey? The father answers, He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God
You still here,tuckupp?
I got thrown out of Dad jokes site with this inappropriate joke...what was i thinking?
Why do cavemen drag weman by their hair?
Because if they dragged them by their feet they would fill up with dirt.
A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: "Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century,' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'.
I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!
If you have a share certificate(s) for your Sirius shares you must send it to the Registrars and ask for your 5.5p per share. Use the Post Office service which requires a signature by the recipient and a tracking facility. The Registrars' address will be shown on the certificate(s). They will send you a cheque. Anglo American will have given them the exact amount of cash to cover the whole of the share capital of Sirius. A separate Bank account will have been opened for this take-over, and the current balance on that account will represent the amount of money still due to shareholders who haven't yet claimed the amount due to them. They will welcome your correspondence.
If your shares are held by a nominee company you will not have a certificate. The nominee company should already have credited your account with the cash (5.5p times the number of shares). If it hasn't (which seems unlikely) you should write to it asking for an explanation and access to your cash.
I think I have been in a coma.. haven't checked my shares but judging by the last few comments, lost a shi;t load of money.
Only saving grace is that bullchitter AlanG lost more than me.
Thanks Archways, being new and thick as mince on this subject. What happens now with Anglo American offer. Do I have to register with A A . or anybody.