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Is this the best quote ever by an investor?

LTI, "I PREFER THE SHARE PRICE TO STAY LOW"

HA HA HA HA HA.

LOL "I PREFER THE SHARE PRICE TO STAY LOW"
I told you i was last on around October 2021 until you got me banned.

LOL, "I PREFER THE SHARE PRICE TO STAY LOW" Hands down the funniest best ever quote on investing ever. WOW.

LTI,
"I'd prefer the share price to stay low"
LOL, Now that's a good/pro investor, buys shares in a company and prefers the shares to stay low!
what clown invests and wants a share price to remain low? FFS WHAT A CLOWN, The buyback will be pointless like it's already showing, plus 100's of millions of new shares will be on the market when the re-issue them like there's no tomorrow.
LOL AGAIN "I PREFER THE SHARE PRICE TO STAY LOW" Yeah me too, lets hope we lose another 50% and take another 5 years to recover for i to will live forever and have endless time to wait.
AGAIN "I PREFER THE SHARE PRICE TO STAY LOW" ANYONE? This must be the best quote ever on investing.
LTI don't reply with some cr@ p about the buyback it won't make hardly any difference in the end, 6 hundred mill + spent on buyback in just over 30 days, result down by a big percent.

LTI "I PREFER THE SHARE PRICE TO STAY LOW" and he's invested! WOW.

j46,
i think Putin will have to settle for the Donbass region and i think Zelensky in the end will negotiate this. This gives Putin his victory and Zelensky will keep control of Ukraine with the promise of never joining Nato. Well that's my best guess.

j46, only held up in kremlin for last month. Been richest man in the world for years. It's very good for his family. But yes to him now not much point in being rich. He's good at maths look at how much he's taken from Russia he knows he's numbers big ones at that. Lets be honest Russia should be the richest most powerful country in the world by miles but Putin takes most of it, i did hear if you become a billionaire in russia you have to give Putin 40/50% of it. Obviously it's just stories being passed about but i personally think it may be true. we'll never know.

I went to the zoo today,
i stood there watching the monkeys w@n king,
Got arrested for indecent exposure and a life time ban.

Walkers, course he knows. He's not stupid that's why he's dropping the "nuke" word every now and then, that's the only thing he's got left. He knows if Nato attack now he's done for. Hate to admit it but Putin's a clever bugger! speaks perfect english yet refuses to use it, gets a translator in for show it's all part of he's cunning power tripping ways. He's even on youtube singing blueberry hill in ENGLISH!. Plus he's the worldest richest man.

war in Europe, Not just yet Putin (russia) is now in no shape to take anyone on. He'd be wiped out now his army is depleted (using conscripts and some say pensioners asking other countries for troops) arms are running low, Nato should call his bluff and attack he's a sitting duck right now. No he won't launch the nukes.

BUM, i can now, i seriously retired at 27!. never had a mortgage not in debt,no wife, no kids. yes i was left everything but would swap it all to get my mum and dad back. i only invest what i can afford to lose, i have to give it a try but it's not for me now, after years of poor returns and yes the stress (no one lie and say it's not stressful it is) if you don't get stressed now and then your a psychopath. im more than happy now to pay the pro's to take care of it.

LTI, "10k to you maybe 100k to me"
doubt it?

So you think im even richer? what do you doubt? im admitting im not wealthy and 10k to you seems like a 100k to me. or dumb it down for you £1 to you is like £10 to me.

BUM, i do the same, my parents passed very early. i was offered the same investment bond they had but for my inheritance but refused and invest myself, not doing great scrapping by to be honest but i have to try. i only come here to amuse myself, i take no notice of any post only for amusement purposes. But after this year i think i'll leave it to the pro's to do it for me. i have a good chance of passing young too and just want to enjoy what i have left now not watching share prices all day.

lti, who's DCB on this post?. i class proper money at 1 million (and that's spare cash). no i don't have proper money that's why im here! money is relative 10k to you may be 100k to me. 10 million to you may be huge to Elon Musk! you get my drift.

not a guaranteed shares linked investment bond, backed by the FCA. Your initial investment is 100% guaranteed. My parents done very well through one. Not sure but i think you need 50k min to get this or maybe even 100k i honestly can't remember. So things may of changed.

BUM, Here's the best advice you'll ever get. Get a pro to invest for you. Or an investment bond with guarantee. If you got proper cash you can then enjoy your life knowing your wealth is in good hands and guaranteed. No stress no nothing. Or as i suspect like most of us you got pittance and it's not worth getting a pro to invest your cash.

lol, it's just the same drivel spouted by most, NONE of us really have a clue what were doing. That's why were here. Anyone with any idea of what their doing with proper money will NOT be on a site like this. You seriously come here for investing advice? lol. You take advice from a faceless stranger? Anyone with proper cash gets it invested for them. Anyone with proper money won't waste their time talking cr @p on here.

I think this applies to the share price, Why can i only buy Orange Twirl bars singly? A pack of 4 bars in Tesco is 98p, a single Orange Twirl is 60p or 3 for £1.20!. (that's if you can even find them) They don't do them in a four pack. So please think about this before investing in Lloyds. It will effect the share price fact, LTI will back me up on this vital info and how it impacts LBG. Oh fun fact, it's cheaper to wipe your bum with Lloyds shares than it is using toilet roll!

Looks like another wasted year of investing in this joke. Que the idiot saying "they don't mind the drop i'll top up average down" LOL Be honest say "i messed up on this joke of a share and now need to spend more trying to regain your losses". No one seems to notice the years slipping away we will all die some day!. It's not a investment it's just watching your funds get smaller and smaller. The progressive dividend that actually went backwards, the useless buyback (never worked last time, this time no different) que the idiot saying "it's already priced in when the share price tanks or stays at this level" or "without the buyback it would be 1/2% lower". SHARES WILL NOT RISE UNTIL THE CORRECT PEOPLE HAVE INVESTED, WHERE MONEY IS INVOLVED, THERE IS A CON IT'S THAT SIMPLE. What does the buy back stand at now over half a billion spent? share price dropping daily. Open your eye's all that cash and the share price drops. Sorry but it's all fixed. Yes some of us will get lucky and buy and sell at the correct time. Most just talk shat with fantasy trades. NONE OF US HAVE TIME ON OUR SIDE, OUR TIME CAN END ANY MOMENT IT'S AROUND 9 MILLION TO 1 That any of us dying any giving time. DO NOT USE LLOYDS AS AN INVESTMENT, YOU CAN ONLY SPREAD BET THIS JOKE, Que LTI and his drivel.

M, He's to easy to wind up. It amuses me.

lol, rinse and repeat. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i forgot the grass needs to have the last word. take it saddo.

lti, someone had to tell you. sorry, but i think on behalf of the board i speak for all, WE DON'T CARE. i could of wrote your reply before you posted it.