Come on Piper you pen pushing , Velcro fingered money magnets , get the bloody cheque signed & deliver the Kings Ransom
The shipmates aren’t greedy we will settle for a £1 a pop , they have all waited long enough & had to endure some right Boll0cks on here,
So Come on Friday late RNS ready for the Grand National to blow the f@cking lot on gambling , Rum & filthy Russian sea wenches .
Rums all Round
I had the AZ vaccine last week however I think they accidentally gave me the ‘Mad Cow Disease ‘ injection as every time I walk past a gate post ,
I feel like rubbing up against it !
Rums all Round
Teabreak update on the market numbers - for those interested
Stock price - 27
Volume - 10.8 million- low
Vwap 27.08 -stagnant & median sat on the money
Mia/ median trades- 400k - perhaps a delayed nipper kipper building , but nothing to get excited about .
Low volume with isa trades mixed in - accumulation & kippers has died off this week .
However its just a waiting game for the potential huge rewards on the FSP conclusion , you have to own stock to be at Pipers table when the financial Goulash is dished out , in my eyes absolutely
worth the frustrating risk .
All in my opinion & Rums all Round
Last one ,
Roughneck ranch hands are talking relationships.
Two cowboys are talking about nookie
1 cowboy says "I like the rodeo position !"
"I haven't heard of that ... " says the other cowboy, "what is it ?"
"Well get your girlfriend down on all fours and mount her from behind. Then reach round and cup both of her breasts and whisper "these feel just like your sisters"
and then try and hold on for 8 seconds !"
Rums on straw bails all Round
They are having marital issues
Randy Rick & Surrender Brenda were in bed the other night ,
Rick always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years Brenda turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Rick looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
Rums all Round
Newbie & all at your request
Here is another for the golfers ,
Let’s have a Rum & a chuckle
A couple of sea dogs Ron & Stan were having a round of golf ,
Stan was taking ages with his tee shot ,
Looking it up , looking it down , checking the wind speed , measuring distance ,
Ron got impatient & said what’s taking so long ? , ‘Hit the damn ball ! ‘
Stan replies ,
My wife is up in the club house watching me , I want to make it the perfect shot ‘ .
‘ forget it man ‘
‘ You will never hit her from here ! ‘.
Not one poster on here or ii know the conclusion date - fact
& not one poster on here or mm , ii or any other financial institution know the potential deal on the table - fact
Absolutely water tight & air tight , in fact it’s tighter than a shorters sphincter on the day released from suspension .
However the market will beat us to it & I guarantee there will be huge delayed trades appear on that day showing ii purchases , camouflage ,trickery & an orgy of brown envelopes at the urinals.
This week / next week as good chance as any week for an FSP update or conclusion , however nobody knows.
However if you don’t own stock & an RNS drops you will be tossed overboard
Rums all Round
11.20 numbers for anyone interested while picking the horse for tomorrow
Vol sold 1736106
EUA.XLONEURASIA MINING PLC ORD 0.1PClose 27 (08-APR-2021)GBX
VWAP27.12135 - drifted down since initial north now - median sat 0.3 above indicating back north - perhaps trading patterns .
Cum Vol5,881,851 - Mia/ median trades- 200k on low volume
LAT Hi27.50.5 (1.85%)11:11:30
LAT Lo270 (0%)08:46:22
Anchored to 28 on low volume with some isa trades - flat - down 2% - up 4% looks like traders , no large kippers this week .
Fundamentals & FSP still cooking in the shadows .
Rums & tips for the Grand National all Round
Let’s see what today brings , more isa shenanigans or an FSP update or anchored to 28 ,
plenty of money pouring into the horses today at Aintree , let’s have plenty of ii dosh coming in here .
Cheers to all
Rums all Round
Some great posts today
Would agree about vlad found his video very positive ,
& I guess none of us know which financial product will blossom first ,
Hemo has plenty in its quiver & happy to wait until all bare fruit & see where the stock price is then
Patience will be rewarded & some dry powder for these levels .
Good luck all invested
Don’t worry mate if it happens again in Bot Clink
We have those photos of admin having a mud soaked romp with Septic Lil .
JT - good to see you on deck mate . Been a bit isa rinse repeat last 3 sessions - cheers
Rums all Round
Postman & all
If I have it’s due to the size of my shovel hands & sausage fingers typing , I apologise,
Al least someone read it ,
I posted all the stock % as some bozos on here were inferring ii owned little stock .
Great to see you back on deck mate free from Bot Clink
The dodgy photos I sent to admin in a brown envelope worked ,
The pics of all of them having a naked mud romp with Septic Lil we’re heading to there Mrs if the ban wasn’t lifted !
Cheers & your Rum & deckchair awaits .
Rum & a few facts on current position
While all invested await news of the the conclusion of the FSP or an update on this via an RNS ,
Could next week be the potential incoming ,
no one knows when it’s coming including the ii & we can only use educated guesses to the potential offer or the deal set up , full sale ,part sale , JV etc etc .
However we do know one or two items -
.Piper , UBS etc thrashing out the best deal for shareholders- fact
.the FSP cooking like a tasty Goulash with PIper holding the spoon
.multiple bids on the table .RNS - fact
.Resource increased 43% - as per RNS - fact
.ii increasing positions in stock ownership & funds every month for 6 - fact
stock & funds ii ownership - & recent weeks cranking up there positions
( noted by other posters )
.Directors noted ii interest in stock to invest . - fact
.Directors hold bags of stock - fact
.large investors like Phil Taylor increasing position 5 times in as many weeks - fact
. Noted on above 1% stock ownership investors Blackrock increased 9.8% in stock over recent months. - fact
.Precious metals booming - all time high Rhodium .- fact
( noted by many posters on deck )
The Stock price has been manipulated to fill large ii orders in the shadows over recent sessions even on low volume & noted on the daily updates ,
JT & myself have noted the accumulation for months & now increasing in anticipation of the FSP conclusion as without owning stock the FSP is irrelevant.
Large camouflaged trades accumulated & dumped on deck as delayed trades -
manipulation- accumulation- delayed kippers on deck - ii increase holdings - simple
I appreciate the stock price doesn’t effect the FSP conclusion however the market behaviour is a guide to stock direction , & many post this info as I do purely to assist anyone who is interested , no agenda .
However the market will beat us to it & I guarantee there will be huge delayed trades appear on that day showing ii purchases , camouflage ,trickery ,
MMs, brokers , banks & ii overlap to some extent , & on the day of RNS they will be all having an orgy of winks & brown envelopes at the urinals , while the Delayed kippers rain on deck .
So If your not on board on the day of the shout from the crows nest of a Potential Titan deal then you will miss out in a flash , potential multi bagging .
All in my leathery & Rum filled opinion
Massive Rums all Round