RE: Monday Trading22 Feb 2021 16:20
While we are leathered , have a Rum & read of this to cheer the shipmates up !
Septic Lil not been happy with her figure of late ,
So decided to go to the doctors for some advice ,
Lil said ,
I’m sick of looking old & droopy , what can you do for me doc ?
The Doctor said ,
I can offer you a face lift which will take 6 months to a year ,
Lil says ,
6 months I need something now ! ,
Doctor thinks for a moment & says ,
Ok there is a new procedure , where we put a screw in the top of your head & every time you see a wrinkle give a quarter turn & they disappear.
Lil says ,
Brilliant I want that now !
6 months passed ,
Lils back at the doctors shouting & balling ,
The Doctor asks ,what’s wrong ? How did the procedure turn out ?
Lil shouted
Bloody awful did what you said & look at the bags under my eyes !
The doctor replied
‘Mrs LiL ‘ They aren’t bags they are your boobs , & if you don’t leave that screw alone your going to have a beard !,
Ha ha
Rums all Round