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All I can say is ,

I’m glad I can pick my stocks better than my horses ,
Think my horse was on Blackpool beach last week ready for the knackers yard !

Where as EUA is a fine tuned muscular beast galloping to the biblical line .

Rums all Round

There sounds like a couple on here trying twist & pick at the potential placing which ain’t happening yet if at all ,
In fact milking the nipples off it until sore ,

The RNS was absolutely positive just accept the fate of the sale

Rums all Round

* had a splash

Afternoon All , I’ve a splash of Grog ,

They just keep tossing more financial artillery on deck via after hours Friday RNS ,

This magnificent beast is absolutely bulging with options for potential buyers ,

When the for sale got thrown up & the banks got involved ,
We set sail in rough seas towards , what many investors thought would be a straight forward & concluded sale ,

, not quite the case & in fact the sands on the horizon just get whiter , the seas get bluer , & we are sailing in every compass direction ,

Let’s have a Rum & recap

Sailing north , with a rag tag scurvy ridden crew & CITIC & VTB in the hull .

Months of rough seas scratching for a few pennies with constant battles with TW Shorting Bot fly army attacking this beast with toxic verbal vomit & stock manipulation.

Sailing into suspension harbour for 3 months repairs , improve our artillery & drag a new Nomad aboard, & Sail out of harbour fully refurbed , powerful & catching the eyes of Potential buyers .

Loaded to the brim with precious metals we set sail again ,

‘ Oh , let’s sail east & pick up that Tipal license’

More Rum & half a dozen salty sea wenches brought aboard .

‘ Oh let’s sail West & pick up DL Piper , these scallywags will get us a superb deal on this beast ‘
‘ They can bunk in with those banking types UBS we picked up from the mermaids bar & grill ‘
Ply them all with gallons of grog & keep them sweet. ‘

Barrels of Rum & rough seas later however carrying a cargo of precious metals .

‘ oh let’s now sail east & get this beast listed on the greedy Funds index , where those financial pirates ‘ Blackrock’ amongst others can Chuck some doubloons on board , .
Keep an eye on that lot they will rob us blind & may have weasels on board .

Couple more barrels of Rum later & tonnes more precious metals loaded up & a couple of traitor bots chucked overboard .

‘ Oh let’s sail south to West Kytlim & pick up that DFS ‘

More grog later & even more Rhodium on board

‘ Oh let’s sail north to Rosgeo & pick up 100 million oz of precious metals & a binding agreement ‘

Masses of Rum later & more sacks of iridium on board

‘ Oh let’s sail to the Far East & pick up this Japanese dude & get him a deck chair on the top deck , he could be very valuable for this beasts sale ‘

Gallons more grog later & picked up dozens of filthy concubines & chucked a few bots overboard

We now sail for the golden sands where potential buyers with bags of cash are queuing up on the sands to purchase part or all of this magnificent beast & every single invested shipmate will be handsomely rewarded ,

However we may sail somewhere else before reaching shore & the Kings Ransom .

I’m expecting shenanigans on the stock on Monday , gyrations to gain stock , manipulation, toxic maggots on deck , who knows who cares ,
The future looks extremely positive for those holding stock .

Rums all Round

Morning All
Great post crabby & agree ,

I think majority on here including myself thought this would be concluded by now however with the unexpected positive RNS recently to get maximise shareholder value will perhaps take longer & possibly a different route to get there but will be worth it with more patience,

Whatever posters interpretation of the RNS & the plan going forward , been here years so happy to let Piper & the banks do there work on EUAs behalf & await the next mouth watering RNS .

it’s all about what’s in the ground & worlds demand for it & EUA have oozing from every krevis .

Grab a deck chair , load up on stock & sup a Rum & enjoy the ride .

Evening all

Good post professor -

A couple of late RNS from the RNS factory with more positivity for shareholders , many of us have waited years so very content to let this pan out , detailed & positive for the conclusion, obviously there will be market shenanigans & disruptors on deck but that’s the price to pay for such a future deal .

& always positive on this superb stock as believe we are all in for a superb & prosperous conclusion , it’s all about what’s in the ground & the world wants & will pay for it .

Been out helping others tonight so will read through posts with a Rum now .

Rums all Round

Saxon , Aviz , & all
Cheers , as looks like camaraderie is all we have today , after this stocks most boring week , mind you could be worse a couple of high profile stocks have been leathered today , you just never know what can be released from the RNS factory .

Rums all Round

Just to finish the shipmates moral off ,
The greedy MMs decide to kick them in the Boll0cks with a 26.50 UT finish .

Every single investor on this board certainly deserve the deal of the century & im confident the conclusion will be superb , however frustrating in the meantime,

Grab a glass of the finest throat massager & hug your other half & regroup on deck Monday at 7 am
If we hear nothing tonight ,

Rums all Round

Come on Piper you pen pushing , Velcro fingered money magnets , get the bloody cheque signed & deliver the Kings Ransom

The shipmates aren’t greedy we will settle for a £1 a pop , they have all waited long enough & had to endure some right Boll0cks on here,

So Come on Friday late RNS ready for the Grand National to blow the f@cking lot on gambling , Rum & filthy Russian sea wenches .

Rums all Round

I had the AZ vaccine last week however I think they accidentally gave me the ‘Mad Cow Disease ‘ injection as every time I walk past a gate post ,

I feel like rubbing up against it !
Ha ha

Rums all Round

Teabreak update on the market numbers - for those interested
Stock price - 27
Volume - 10.8 million- low
Vwap 27.08 -stagnant & median sat on the money
Mia/ median trades- 400k - perhaps a delayed nipper kipper building , but nothing to get excited about .
Low volume with isa trades mixed in - accumulation & kippers has died off this week .
However its just a waiting game for the potential huge rewards on the FSP conclusion , you have to own stock to be at Pipers table when the financial Goulash is dished out , in my eyes absolutely
worth the frustrating risk .

All in my opinion & Rums all Round

Last one ,

Roughneck ranch hands are talking relationships.

Two cowboys are talking about nookie

1 cowboy says "I like the rodeo position !"

"I haven't heard of that ... " says the other cowboy, "what is it ?"

"Well get your girlfriend down on all fours and mount her from behind. Then reach round and cup both of her breasts and whisper "these feel just like your sisters"

and then try and hold on for 8 seconds !"

Ha ha

Rums on straw bails all Round

They are having marital issues

Randy Rick & Surrender Brenda were in bed the other night ,

Rick always insisted on making love in the dark.

After 20 years Brenda turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"

Rick looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."

Ha ha

Rums all Round

Newbie & all at your request

Here is another for the golfers ,

Let’s have a Rum & a chuckle

A couple of sea dogs Ron & Stan were having a round of golf ,

Stan was taking ages with his tee shot ,

Looking it up , looking it down , checking the wind speed , measuring distance ,

Ron got impatient & said what’s taking so long ? , ‘Hit the damn ball ! ‘

Stan replies ,
My wife is up in the club house watching me , I want to make it the perfect shot ‘ .

Ron replies
‘ forget it man ‘
‘ You will never hit her from here ! ‘.

Ha ha

Just off Topic ,
Very sad news Prince Philip has sadly passed away .

Not one poster on here or ii know the conclusion date - fact

& not one poster on here or mm , ii or any other financial institution know the potential deal on the table - fact

Absolutely water tight & air tight , in fact it’s tighter than a shorters sphincter on the day released from suspension .

However the market will beat us to it & I guarantee there will be huge delayed trades appear on that day showing ii purchases , camouflage ,trickery & an orgy of brown envelopes at the urinals.

This week / next week as good chance as any week for an FSP update or conclusion , however nobody knows.
However if you don’t own stock & an RNS drops you will be tossed overboard
Rums all Round

Tony
Cheers mate ,

11.20 numbers for anyone interested while picking the horse for tomorrow
Vol bought3629675
Vol sold 1736106

EUA.XLONEURASIA MINING PLC ORD 0.1PClose 27 (08-APR-2021)GBX
SegmentASQ1
Trade Hi28
Trade Lo26.5
Trade Count263
Auction0
SectorAMQ1
Auto Vol
VWAP27.12135 - drifted down since initial north now - median sat 0.3 above indicating back north - perhaps trading patterns .
Cum Vol5,881,851 - Mia/ median trades- 200k on low volume
EMS50,000
PE Ratio-687.5
LAT27.50.5 (1.85%)11:11:30
LAT Hi27.50.5 (1.85%)11:11:30
LAT Lo270 (0%)08:46:22
Year Hi4303-DEC-2020
Year Lo7.208-JUL-2020
Anchored to 28 on low volume with some isa trades - flat - down 2% - up 4% looks like traders , no large kippers this week .
Fundamentals & FSP still cooking in the shadows .

Rums & tips for the Grand National all Round

Looking much healthier this morn
Compass pointing north
Vwap 27.47 nibbling north on the buying
Can we sail through 28 , we shall see

Rums all Round

For reference vwap 27.33 to start
For those interested