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Volume at 2 yr Low - 485,000 absolutely dry as the Gobi desert

Vwap 19.82 - median pulled above to put the look of wind in our sails

As noted earlier they have to make a market , so MMs had to open the spread & tickle the bid/ ask to try & entice some action

So blue she is to suck a few buyers or sellers in but as noted on previous update the astute nets are full & no sellers on deck

Something will have to give 20 bungee trading elastic must be fraying , where are the Financial Titans ….

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*Gobi desert
Apologies to much Rum & massive sausage fingers

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Teabreak update on the numbers for those interested in this unbelievably thin Volume

Stock price 19.50 -
Volume 300,000 yes that’s correct , dryer than the Goni desert
Vwap 19.76 - median sat just below but unlikely to move in this vol
Mia/ median trades - zero activity as expected

That hideous scratching sound is not Septic Lil tending to the lady garden but the MMs desperate for trades in this pathetic volume , will have to move us up to make a market & encourage some trades , buyers/ sellers

Perhaps all the astute have there required positions now as the dark pool shenanigans have dried up as have the disruptive bozos & volume .

This ended on the last RNS , when if sceptical the shorts were shown the door prior to the RNS .

obviously the stares n stripes financial Titans still hold & have increased stock however in the last few sessions the trading has certainly dried up ,

Calm before the storm ….mmmm..

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A lot of posturing on deck recently,

I know one person who never postures, flaps or moans ,
well perhaps a little moaning but that’s due to her nocturnal Lobster Pot activities ,

Septic Lil

Stock Trading on the 20 bungee in very thin volume as yesterday’s session

All the posturing , stock shenanigans, whinging & flapping will be a distant memory for all invested once Piper toss the deal detail on deck .

& all can have a Rum & pull up a deck chair .

For reference vwap 19.8 to start
Yesterday UT discounted

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Morning All

The recent stock shenanigans can be tedious & frustrating to many when investors have hard earned dosh tied up & searching for reassurance off the BOD etc ,

However perhaps whatever RNS were issued on the deal map there will always be investors wanting more as all have different views & time tolerance on investing due to there personal situation .

So I’m sure many posters agree with the context of Crabbys 6.38 post , all would like this deal concluded for sure including myself .

, but unfortunately that’s not how investing works & one thing I have learnt is no amount of fretting or venting will speed the process up in fact only fogs the investment decision horizon ,

Best to have a Rum & let the company & the paid experts conclude the deal as the RNS company map & feed off the market behaviour.

Hence my investment strategy which works for me ,

Never stock trade sober
Don’t let the stock Bots fog your investment decision
Bags of research & look to the market shadows whilst sipping grog
& Never Rub another mans Rhubarb

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Bergcals & all

While you were browsing on those dodgy websites Did you see myself & Septic Lil in that classic Nautical porn
‘ Bilge Sucking Wenches ‘

Or the sequel for the ladies ‘ Mutton Musket Mayhem ‘ Ha ha

We’ve been invested in here that long we had to make ends meet somehow !

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These tweets by Dmitry , he’s like a Strutting Rooster puffing his chest feathers and showing the world what EUA has to offer !

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LB ,MS, & all

Yes noted your absence having shore leave as is JT,& caw is also dabbling his pinkies in the sand .
Last few sessions has a different feel been noting the extremely thin vol ,
No kippers, or disruptive bozos ,

All ended after last weeks RNS seemed to have a fist full of shorts closing on the day of the RNS ,
I noted if you were sceptical they were shown the door just in case the RNS was a stock moving Broadside which it wasn’t .

Since then the vibe has changed .
However the stars n stripes financial Titans will still be in the shadows for sure .

Only a muscular RNS will break this 20p trading bungee as no chance on 3 million volume .

Armchair trader - agrees with our stars n stripes Titans sniffing around for stock .

Lb enjoy your well deserved caber tossing in the Highlands .

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Closing Numbers -with tumble weeds on deck

Closing price 19.59 UT
volume 3.5 million- in the lowest 3 sessions in 18 months
Vwap 19.95
Mia/ median trades - 200k -

She’s dry for trading at these levels the trading cogs almost stopped
No dark pool kipper action
No disruptive Bozos
Very thin Volume & similar pattern to last week .

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PP & all
I had a good look at a nice corner sofa with foot rest in there Last week
Ha ha

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A brace of nipper kippers

28-Jul-21 15:04:08 20.50 89,704 Buy* 19.50 20.50 18.39k O
28-Jul-21 15:04:04 20.50 89,703 Buy* 19.50 20.50 18.39k O

On this pathetic volume all we can catch are minnows

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Teabreak update on the numbers- stars n stripes classic anchor drop & net some stock

Absolutely scratching for trades

Stock price 19.5 - dropped on us open - stock chasing ?
Volume 2.7 million - lowest volume in 2 years - very few sizeable trades
Vwap 20
Mia/ median trades- 50 k - expected low on this vol

Mms moved it higher in thin vol this morn perhaps to make a market yet still been traded on this 20 bungee elastic , & still very little doing .

Just give the Crew Ramming Speed FFS !

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Pepsicle & all

Absolutely correct I would certainly not want the fine ladies feeling left out ,
So here you go ,

49-50p- A dozen bronzed , powerful , Muscular Adonis’s with huge throbbing mutton muskets will climb the rigging & eager to put a quiver in every Sea wenches Lobster pot whilst serving you gallons of Grog .

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ON A POSITIVE NOTE- the- POTENTIAL SPECIAL DIVI- is on the cards - RNS & on vox interview & now AGM confirmation

Divi Dilemmas for those who own stock , if no stock then unfortunately it’s the plank & no chance of a potential divi . ( naysayers & Bots included )

5p @ below - lob a Kebab through Pipers head office window

5p- 10p - buy a bag of pork scratchings & a pint & half hour with Septic Lil in the medieval jacuzzi

10p-20p - take the Mrs to Whitby for a weekend & slap up Fish n Chip supper washed down with Grog

20-30 p - Take a couple of Randy Russian sea wenches on a mud wrestling weekend with gallons of Grog

30-40p - Bring aboard a full platoon of Randy Russian sea wenches for a weeks Musket polishing for all the crew & bathed in Barrels of Grog .

50-£1 - Take the full crew of invested scallywags sailing to the Algarve to be waited on by Naked Russian wenches wearing nothing but a lick of goose fat & obviously unlimited Grog .

£1 & over - The World is your oyster & would even give the Bots a glass of Rum ( obviously after they have given the ships latrine a once over )

Piper currently licking the envelope containing the finer details & packing there budgie smugglers in the Ocelot Fur Suit cases & slipping on there Alligator skin winkle pickers .

Roll out the Finest Grog

Teabreak Trading update & looking for a nibble on the compass pm when the stars n stripes traders get busy on behalf of these financial Titans controlling this stock on this bungee elastic 20/21

Stock price 20.25
Vwap 20.06 - median moved above breeze back in our sails - been traded on elastic / spread
Volume - 1.6 million absolutely pathetic- very dry down below & still scratching for trades here
( come on you greedy Velcro fingered money magnets give the crew a sniff of Ramming Speed )
Mia/ median trades- 50 k expected low

The Financial trading Titans have been controlling this stock via trading in both directions down to this zone since 12th of May via dark pool action - HFT - trading making plenty on the spread - & accompanied by the disruptive bozos
however that does seemed to have dried up but still held at 21 & did see some pm kipper action yesterday with orders filled & delayed trades ,
Same again today perhaps . … we shall see .

None of the above will matter if Piper toss the big broadside on deck .

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All the astute carry on increasing positions . - July stock meat - next weeks updated info maybe interesting - just look at current meat in Titans paws .

( Armchair trader agrees with myself on the stars n stripes financial Titans chasing stock )

The list below clearly shows the astute have not only not moved on but added to there positions ,

Plenty of the heavy artillery are in this stock & gaining monthly -
( AC increase via re-purchase - another very positive development)

BOD - 21% of stock
ii - 27.5% of stock - that is 773,836,217 that’s some kippers

Institutions- 27.5%
Individual insiders - 13.6%
Private companies - 22.5%-
General public - 37% - sizeable bag of kippers with us rif raf mixed in this bag .

General institutions & Funds as of this week
Funds approx 69 million - increased
Stocks approx 76 million - increased
( now showing GS as new ii investor 2.5 million )
https://www.morningstar.com/stocks/xlon/eua/ownership

BR & clients - 38.2 million- ( likely underwater as a combined average )
IG & clients - 43.5 million-
HBos - 176 million - increased

GS joined the feast in June 2.6 million in stock
Undisclosed USA ii - @ 26.5 placement stock
Veles - 27 million @ 29 - AC re- purchase to be removed from this stock
Phil Taylor - 28 million

Only the impatient , bored , rainbow chasers , or just pi s needing the cash sold & jumped overboard

3 million volume on Friday - driest ever session - pi sellers dried up . All the astute awaiting the nod from piper with stock in hand for the special divi .

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Teabreak update - can a couple of shipmates cut that bungee trading elastic at 20 !

Brakes applied @ 20 that bungee trading elastic via WINS - anchor dropped
Vwap 20.01

Volume 900,000 yes that’s correct absolutely dryer than a Arizona creek

Mia/ median trades- zero activity yet

Mms moved us up for some action , perhaps have to move us higher , however knowing recent shenanigans back .

Fishn chips - no problem mate , just Chuck some factual & camaraderie meat on the table for anyone to feast on if so desired as many posters do , that’s what makes this board a decent ambience
Facts, opinion & camaraderie tossed on deck .

Confirm - JT , LB on shore leave .

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Teabreak update on the numbers for those interested

Stock price 20.25
( bid above 20 for first time in 3 sessions I appreciate its pathetic but nevertheless heading in the right direction we need this titan trading elastic to snap for Ramming Speed )

Volume 435,000 - very thin almost trading cogs stopped turning - fetch the WD 40

Vwap 20.08 - nibbling north - median sat just above breeze in sails

Mia/ median trades- zero activity ( perhaps wait for pm stars n stripes )

She seems to be super dry at lower levels mms moving it up to create a market , entice some buyers/ sellers ,

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Hoist the Main sail!

We sail north obviously on the 20 trading bungee elastic moving us north to create a market as far to dry lower down
Vol 187,000 pathetic !

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