Saturday Rum & a Chuckle14 Aug 2021 20:11
Saturday Rum & a chuckle in the Jungle
I’ve had a splash of Rum so apologies if posted before , been on deck that long I forget what I’ve posted ,
In fact we’ve been on deck that long when Septic Lil first came on deck
Her boobs stuck out & her hair was down to her waist
Now her hair sticks out & her boobs are down to her waist ! Ha ha
Jane wandered into the jungle & first came across Tarzan ,
She was very intrigued about this muscular attractive beast and during her questions about his life in the jungle Jane asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" Tarzan asked.
Jane explained to him what sex was ,
Tarzan replied ,
"Oh, I put my throbbing warrior in the hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, Jane said,
"Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and pointed at her quivering Lady garden "Here," she said, "You must put your throbbing love truncheon in the here ! ‘
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her lady garden an almighty kick,
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.
Ha ha ha ha
Rums , Wash plants , Divis & Deals all Round