Lunchtime Chuckle1 Sep 2021 14:38
Let’s have a Rum & a chuckle & as this is a classic stock & company let’s have one of the classics !
Jane wandered into the jungle & first came across Tarzan ,
She was very intrigued about this muscular attractive beast and during her questions about his life in the jungle Jane asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" Tarzan asked.
Jane explained to him what sex was ,
Tarzan replied ,
"Oh, I put my throbbing warrior in the hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, Jane said,
"Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and pointed at her quivering Lady garden "Here," she said, "You must put your throbbing love truncheon in the here ! ‘
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her lady garden an almighty kick,
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.
Ha ha ha ha
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