RE: Ramming Speed15 Nov 2021 13:51
Shipmates we ain’t Far away …
For The Record while we enjoy these wild Blue Seas
To clarify definitions of stock % rise sailing speeds on this beast some we have seen others maybe awaiting on deck for the coming weeks
Ramming speed - continuous 5% + rapid buying rise into deep blue
Titan Speed - 10 % + continuous deep blue sailing
Herculean Speed - 20% + & nail a pair of the Mrs crackers to the mast
F@cking Ramming Speed - 25% spikes mixed with other speeds , wild yet exhilarating.
DFS - Speed - ( Dangerous f@cking speed ) - 30% + & nail anything to the mast & hold tight
SSS - Scrotum Splitting Speed - 40% + - not tested this sucker yet however sounds superb .
TOS - Take over Speed - 300% or more - These are obviously one offs on stocks unless of course we are lucky enough to get a bidding war ., this is the holy grail .
GLF - this is when we beach the Galleon on the golden sands with swag in our hands - the Finale- a seadog & Navy term when you run your ship a ground on the Beach purposely as it’s the end of the Ships life . - Massive Rums all Round on this one . ( JT - noted )
All invested not only hope for at least one of the above but actually deserve one of the above perhaps even the SSS or TOS , just for there patience & the Boll0cks many have endured on here .
Piper are packing there bags & delivering a special divi & other financial bacon to deck
Massive Rums all Round