Captain Charisma.26 May 2024 13:00
Talking about dead cat gimmicks mick-b (one half of the new chuckle brothers) how about these from your hero….
It started September 2020 with “under new management.” followed quickly in January 2021 with ‘Secure, Protect, Rebuild’ and hastily next month, February 2021 a ‘New Chapter for Britain’
Next, running out of slogans, he borrowed one from Hillary Clinton ‘Stronger Together’ another disaster.
That same year in September he wrote a 14000 word mission statement with, wait for it, no policies.
It's now January 2022 and we have ‘security, prosperity, respect’.
Within a few months it's changed to ‘On your side’
Can you see a pattern developing here?
Following the last failed policy blitz came the next one. Pitching himself as the ‘candidate of optimism’
It's now February 2023 and yet more pledges This reset promised ‘the highest growth in the G7, making the NHS fit for the future, making streets safer, breaking down barriers to opportunity, and making Britain a clean energy superpower’.
March 2023 yet more. This time it's ‘Build a better Britain’ Starmer’s had more launches than Cape Canaveral.
October 2023 – Starmer the Chameleon changes his ‘five missions for Britain’ Gone is the highest growth in the G7 (Sunak has already achieved that) and in comes Labour's new, new first mission to ‘get Britain building again’
January 2024 – The Labour leader uses his new year speech to switch from growth to change.
And now May 2024 he’s got a pledge card. 😂 He promises to ‘deliver economic stability’ and, er, ‘cut NHS waiting times.’ Truly, riveting stuff.
And that is how the socialist beguiled all the dumbo's of this country.
He doesn't fool me, but he's obviously fooling the thickos and the feckless.
The thickos won't be able to read this, it's too many words for them, you know who you are. The other half of the new chuckle brothers. 😂