Member Info for Syngeonsmithe

"Effortlessly s.hit ".....I wish this "thing"would just hurry up and die.

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Au contraire Jilson. ....au contraire! :)....you've upped your game this year so far.....your witty posts will go down in Fitbug folklore !

Cont :Attributes include being able to think inside the box. ...a lackadaisical attitude. ..a good knowedge of Yaytzee and Trivial Pursuit and having staying power playing Rock. .Paper. ..Scissors. Candidates must be required to perform heavy lifting of tea chests containing tens of thousands of orbs from warehouse to smelters yard.

An exciting and rewarding opportunity to work with a highly demotivated team of muppets has come to market. ....candidates must have experience/knowledge of staring at ceilings all day and how to advance to level 10 in "Minecraft". Other roles will include answering imaginary phone calls and tapping an HB pencil on your desk pretending you're busy. Our motto of "Do you think we care about you're money as much as you do? "is paramount to how you fit into this organisation. Please contact : Please send CV's to Vandammezanden Arm n Hammer. Regards The Raggy Dolls

.............but mostly in tea chest's as clearance stock in Anna triple garage waiting to be distributed to the Uks largest car boot's.

.........but mostly Blackbushe market as clearance stock on Deepaks tressel tables.

Fantastic volume ain't gonna buy me and Big A the top of the range Wilkinson Secateurs and a sit on mower for the acreage ....we need an sp increase.....Geez.

3p.....The marital four poster bed. 1p......The Spare room. 0.20p....The cupboard "ala Harry Potter"under the stairs. 0.15p......Back seat of the Fiat Cinquecento. 0.10p......Bench. ..Hampstead Heath 0.05p.......Ikea box ...Embankment. 0.02p..........knigel's Place.

Evening Big A.....sorry I got distracted by the refusal of permission of my loft conversion by the flat above; ) Maybe next year eh? A rave would be just the ticket on the proviso this comes good. Failing that are we all still on for the Embankment Incinerator Sewage Gathering? Bring a bottle of P.iss water the way my bank statements are looking currently; )

You sell out your main holding?

Mugs Junction.......Sucker on the Hill. .....Bayliff by bow. ....Rinse Rye. ... and Bread n dripping International. .....all change please. ..all change.

But mostly the 99p store in Margate. Lukehere. ...shame on you. ...Could nth have bigged this up anymore afew days ago and now you've gone all "bear"on us. What a skid mark on humanity you are. Will avoid your posts like a floater at the local swimming baths here on in.

Chomping at the bit now the for next job vacancy at Fitb headquarters. ...just think about it. ....turn up to work. ....deliver fcuk all for 2 yrs ....tweet throughout the day about a souffle not rising and failing to perform diagram 34 in the kamasutra then fcuk off home an evening spinning class.....and the best bit. .....GET PAID! !!!!!!! LMFAO !!!!!!!

Yeah. .....I suppose your right Acker. ....let's all move forward. ..Pardon me but would that at a snails pace or a sloth with double amputation below the knee? Oh please.

Lunch. ......unless of course. ...you work at Fitb HQ then you can unequivocally take the p.iss. Disgusting.

Not surprisingly morale in the Fibtug camp has reached an all time low. Private Waver is suffering extreme hallucinations of gaining a Grade C in his GCSE English and being welcomed back with open arms by Howard Brown from the Halifax to open his old 2% cash isa with his 42k firmly intact. Definite suicide watch on that lad. ..bless him. Meanwhile. ....Brigadier General Acker is quite simply buying more whilst gettin utterly sloshed in the process ;) Colonel Jilson has been a rock in our months of need with his light hearted banter and humorous putdowns on any private daring to challenge him. It is with regret however that Major General Lefkosia human combusted after overheating promoting the technicalities and patterns of the "T"line. ....his monocle was never found. God rest his soul. A new squadron has joined us aptly named the "Willy Wangers "and forever look to compare ***** size at any given opportunity.I hate naming names but Garyn being the main culprit. Lord hear our prayers.

Without a care in the world.......#justpurchasedmybelovedbutterbeanlotion#avocadoandmangochutneyshowergel#can'twaittofinedineinLaGavrochewiththegirls#yolo#lovinlife#whatshareholders?#mybad?#Pmsl#sharepricelookinglikeitssbouttoexplode#lmfao#

A fitting song for this heap of bile!!!! I'm caught between Didos "white flag "but also Kate Bushes "a woman's work ".....thoughts abs suggestions welcome?

Note to self for 2017: Please refrain from putting a single penny in this POS market which forever disappoints every single time. There are no winners here. ...only hopers and dreamers.