RE: Energy reality8 Jun 2023 10:59
The sky's falling in.
1. Ethel from Doncaster has now started using the washing line as opposed to the tumble drier, this will have an adverse effect on the amount of gas required in TZ
2. AEX haven't produced or sold any gas but there will still be a huge tax bill to pay. (Prosi-wotsit). This tax bill will be for the intent to supply.
3. The 35Km pipeline will take much longer than anticipated due to one of the landowners inability to remove livestock. In particular, one awkward cow, just sitting there.
4. ARA have inadvertently ordered a rubber drill pad and are now concerned about drill breakage due to the boing boing effect.
5. The 3D results have been lost. They were on a USB stick which got displaced en-route to the to the interpretation room whilst being transported on an aging motorbike and side car. The echoing shout 'Didn't you get a God damn copy' can still be heard reverberating around the Ntyora valley as I type.
The sky is falling in.