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I hope you can resolve you issues before 6pm !
Fruitster - you're sound - you have a sense of humour !
It will all come good, eventually, I'm sure !
Fruitster's hands are now heavily bandaged after catching one to many falling knives ! OUCH
Tonight at 6pm !
Forget about your dwindling assets.
Join me, Ringo for Royal Mail Share Chat Mr and Mrs !
Bring your wives in on your daily obsession.
Our guests tonight are Redceo and Svieta up against Arsenal17 and his wife.
Fresh from kicking the shins of 70's Dinosaur's in the ballroom Arse17 will be self isolating in his cabin and joining in the fun!
Some of the questions "may" be;
What is his favourite cardigan to wear whilst spending the day locked to Royal Mail Share Chat ?
How many shares does he have ?
Who is his favourite Royal Mail Share chat "Star"
Does he have lucky pants ?
How would she spend the Divi money ?
What Royal Mail Chat "Star" does she have the hots for.
What is his favourite tipple after a long day refreshing the page of Royal Mail Share Chat?
All this and more coming up at 6pm.
ROYAL MAIL SHARE CHAT MR AND MRS !
Hosted by Derek "Ringo" Batey
Ps Don't tell RED and ARSE the questions ??? hush hush
If deliveries get suspended sub £1.
This is a runaway train...... choo choo....
Rico might need to take very drastic action.
CWU strike at your peril !
IPie, Baboon, Wolves and Broch.
Our very Own "4 Pillocks"
I'm off to watch some wet paint dry !
Good Night All :)
"We are talking shop again....I can hear Ringo007 saying that "this is NOT RoyalMailChat" whilst gently spinning in his chamber...... Apologies Ringo... "
Ha Ha !
I'm loitering Oli lad :)
I Pie,
Pure tosh from yourself.
R Ingo
Thanks Fruitster,
Your tuned into RoyalMailShare Chat.
It's dedication time.
This one is for Arse17.
Dear Ringo
I'm off to the Caribbean on a virus infested cruise ship.
Please wish me Bon Voyage and play a 1970's tune for me.
No problem Arse here's 20th Century Boy by T Rex !
Coming up it's CWU chat hour with our in house guests Isleworth's Pies and MadasaBaboon, hosted by Wolves Posty!
Thanks JB.
Now it's over to the weather with Fruitster.
RM obtained an agreement (legally binding) with its workforce (brokered by the CWU) and now the business is going back on its word by moving the goalposts, sacking the referee, linesman and forth official and turning off VAR (the joint working group).
Sorry Oli lad it isn't legally binding.
Hence no court action !
HeresHopin,
it's the self entitlement that really bugs me.
Talk about illusions of grandeur !
Have a good evening
Ringo
have a banana !
Isleworths Pies,
I'm a share holder guvnor.
I'm sick of your self importance, illusions of grandeur and general self entitlement crap.
I'm sick of hearing your cries of "pillars of the community" bullsh*t !
Carry on as you are with meathead Ward, Pullinger, Baulch and wee little Davie McSporran and you will be the 2020 Milkman !
GET A GRIP AND STOP THIS ENTITLED, ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR BULL**** !
UNSKILLED PAPERBOYS !
GET A GRIP
THE SHAREHOLDERS OWN THIS COMPANY
2020 2020 2020 2020
I THINK I'VE MADE MYSELF CRYSTAL
RINGO
RICO, RICO will tear you apart
RICO, RICO will tear you apart again
THE POSTIES, UNITED - YOUR GONNA GET DEFEATED
SHARE CHAT BOARD
The reality is that your average postie on delivery sees themselves as part of the community, part of the fabric that binds city’s, towns and villages together.
You see that - most people don't !
We don't want junk mail !
Sorry - you're stuck in the past me old bean !
Move along - its 2020 - we've all got t'internet !
we like you delivering our cheap packages, large letters though !
The days of you feeding mrs miggins's cat, looking out for old " lonely violet" are long, long, long, long, long, long gone.
The battles are with you lot not wanting to work your full hours.
Or the sheer audacity of wanting old bert to move of his town centre round to do a round that's harder to cover on over time or lapsing, That is one of your battles ! PATHETIC !
The unionised, senoirity b*ll**** is what is dragging Rm dowN and needs smashing to bits !
At the end of the day you really don't like change no matter how much you care to say you have changed.
This is a shareholders board - if you want to moan, whinge and bleat about the good old days then go on royalmailchat.co.uk !
FAO Madasashi1tingbabbonsarse, IsleworthsPies and co !
THE SHAREHOLDERS OWN THE COMPANY ! FACT
WE WILL DECIDE YOUR DESTINY ! FACT
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT 7 DAYS NOTICE - go and work at Lidl, Aldi, Amazon, Woolworths, Aunt Fannies Nokia Warehouse, Aunty Berts Transvestite Superstore !
YOU'VE NEVER 'AD IT SO GOOD !
YOUR SENSE OF SELF IMPORTANCE IS PITIFULLY RIDICULOUS !
NOBODY GIVES A SHINY ****E ABOUT YOU !
FKIN JOKE !
RINGO - tellin' it like it is, innit !
Dear Mad as a baboon,
What a rousing speech that would make for Terry Pullinger - it brought a tear to my eyes !
"The people who walk the streets every day work in the mail centres drive RM vehicles they are the people who own the business and the Great British public who are now sick of the greed of privatisation this industry belongs to this country and its people "
Now calm down - we don't want you tearing off windscreen wipers and car aerials like your lot do !
I've seen it all before at Longleat ! Disgraceful !
Go have a banana
Ringo
Fruit,
The secret footballer :)
Dear Scamp Doggy Dawg,
I'm with you on this.
I had several sleepless nights imagining how I will be able to function if I go a whole week without any offerings from Royal Mail.
It would be absolutely disastrous for me not to receive my weekly deliveries of pizza leaflets and other junk mail and a random screwfix catalogue ( fortunately they have one of those new fangled interweb thingy majiggies)
However and gladly; I saw this coming a long while ago and went paperless on bank statements, utility bills, internet banking.
My dentist and blood donation also allow me to go online so I became a little less fearful.
And apparently ( i had no idea ) there are other companies that will deliver parcels to your door.
To try and counter my fear of my life dragging to a halt I did a little survey.
In the last 11 days Royal Mail have delivered 2 parcels - both could have easily have been delivered by Herpes, DPD and let me hear you say YOOO!del.
I am mightily relieved that a strike will actually have a positive impact - less recycling !
I had a full 8 hours sleep last night !
I'd worry more about your job Scamp Doggy Dawg!
To bring up "The Miners, United, we'll never be defeated" in a football chant stylee could be kind of ironic.
Dear Uncle Rico is only looking out for you.
But by all means put your trust in Davey Ward, Max Bygraves ( I wanna tell you a story ) and the Frankie goes to Hollywood backing singer Mark "S+M" Baulch.
My monies on Rico and I have no more sleepless nights !
THE END
Ringo!
Good Morning Mr Baboon,
I'm after a favour.
I've got to post a letter locally and am going to attempt to do it myself.
As you appear to be the technical genius at posting letters could you please guide me in my attempt to do this.
I'm a little apprehensive at attempting this task as I know its really a very specialist job !
Thanks in advance
Ringo !