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Hairy et al, Devon is the only place in Britain where mothers to be are routinely asked at ante natal clinic if they are related to the father. (true a few years ago, certain other places may now also do so). There is no need to ask the Cornish as the answer is always yes. We are very proud of our status as champion inbreeders so I was concerned to read about St Helens. It's the only thing we're good at in the south west, with the exception of rugby and gut barging.

Horsemouth, only down 50% but that's because I topped up on the dip!

Tilly, when is it my turn to go in the barrel? If any drop in sp today I am going to top up. Need to sell some of my lame seagulls to fund it but FOMO! Anybody want to buy my Melody/Napster holding?

That's nothing, a nice Nigerian gentleman wants to pay a million pounds into my bank account! Should be showing up soon. Monday lookiing interesting, Better lash myself to the mast as spending day in pub.

Thanks baker, bought me some dunelm. With all the profits from eua i would appreciate it if everyone could treat the wife to some new curtains.

Making do with a beer tonight, saving the good grog for next week. Hope to be in alcohol induced coma by 4pm monday. Good luck and enjoy weekend!

Is it too late to join the game? Today 0700 would be good. I would have joined the JW meeting just to appraise Jennifer's assets. Lockdown has taken a terrible toll on my depravity levels.

Popped in to get some expert analysis of the RNS, very helpful guys thanks!

They had an exciting day yesterday and went to bed exhausted. They'll all be up soon, bright eyed and bushy tailed.

If I had massive mineral deposits I'd want to maximise profits, by either selling sections to the highest bidder, or retaining a sizeable percentage of the company. If the AA cash is for EUA it might only be for 51% of the asset. Wouldn't that be nice!

Sharpeye, good news. Did they find your missing car keys when they were rummaging around?

Hoochy put the decimal point in the wrong place doing his sums. The price should be £350.00

I keep a diary with ex divi dates, agms etc and for tomorrow I have EUA! Written. Can't for the life of me remember what it refers to, nothing scheduled is there? Always a possibility I have psychic powers......

Funnily enough my dog (who sleeps in outside run) started barking 15 minutes ago. Luckily I don't like the neighbours. Sure he can hold on for another 10 minutes, or until RNS drops.

I'm no geologist but I have watched the curse of Oak Island. Maybe they stumbled across buried pirate treasure or hit a big rock.

Just stopped by to check for news, puts things in perspective. Order going in now.

And can you explain why India are so good at cricket? Finished all the beer in fridge now, goodnight and gla.

Just as long as Branson isn't showing an interest. How he became a pretend billionaire still makes my jaw drop. Hope he goes on maiden commercial space tourism mission. If you hold shares sell up before it takes off.

Went to bank for loan to put in offer for company, they said come back when you're sober. Can't believe this isn't flying yet. Do the big boys know something I don't?

Fiver says big blue day.