What's happened to Deadly?30 Aug 2025 11:47
Down at the chuckwagon this morning with Always, Buried, Leaky and Lethal. Bad news, I'm afraid. Deadly's been the victim of a hit and run battery electric car after he came staggering out of Spoons and failed to see or hear it. Helpers at the scene got a partial registration, last 3 letters, GEX, and that the driver looked a bit like Mick Dundee with corks dangling from his hat rim. Anyway, I went to see him at the local hospital and he's in traction. Consultant says he's making a great recovery, although his underwear was an absolute disgrace, I'm told. Seems he hasn't been taking care of himself. Anyway, looking forward to him getting back in the saddle and visiting us here again soon. We had a wip round for him at the chuckwagon and will be handing him an IOU for a pony. Well, no one carries cash anymore do they? And now he's on the liquid morphine and a bit more sober than usual, we're going to try and get him to flip his short to long, like Leaky, Buried, and Lethal are doing Monday morning in anticipation of imminent permit news. Anyway, that's all for now, but remember, a great time to buy some Gex!