RE: Executed CIPA & Expedited Permitting last Friday in Ecuador.23 Oct 2025 00:42
Ode to Kalneedabari
Oh Needy, our Needy, with postings so seedy,
As thick as a plank, yet still loud and greedy.
From that sunburnt isle where the galah birds scream,
You’ve wandered online to fulfil your sad dream.
You swagger through threads like a prophet of gold,
While peddling your nonsense both tired and old.
Each rise is our triumph - we rejoice - you cry,
Each fall - “deserved” - your devilish lie.
You quote from the rumours, the gossip, the chat,
And wind up long-termers as SolGold board brat.
Your grammar’s a crime, your logic a wreck,
Your ego inflated, your facts incorrect.
You preach to the board of your wisdom so grand,
Yet drown in a puddle of drivel and sand.
You call others “sheep” with your furious tone,
While bleating the loudest opinion your own.
So rant on, dear Needy, king fool of the board,
Infestor jester and clown overlord.
For when you fall silent, Solgolders shall cheer,
And toast poor old Needy with cold Aussie beer.