RE: Man of mystery joins mystery resources group28 Jun 2026 17:00
Paul R (Chinasyndrome),
Was your letter to the FCA along these lines?
Dear FCA,
My name is Paul R--n--w and my LSE username is Chinasyndrome. I manage the club for blinkered Pensana fan-boys on Telegram, where only positive comments are allowed and any negative comments are banned. Recently, I warned OscarGolf for posting negative comments that I alleged were FUD. Then, OscarGolf stopped posting on Telegram, but I removed him from the TG group anyway for posting negative comments on the LSE chat forum. Yes, it was a bit of over-reach, but I have God-like powers in that TG group and it made me feel good.
Unfortunately, I can't stop OscarGolf for posting negative comments on the LSE chat forum and I can't get him removed either. So, please would you investigate him for being critical of my beloved company, Pensana?
OscarGolf raises issues that he says are real issues, but I think they are bogus issues. And, I must be right, because some others in the club for blinkered Pensana fan-boys on Telegram agree with me.
To begin with I thought that OscarGolf was just "a FUD spreading Troll", but now I think that he is "defrauding some poor unsuspecting widows out of their investments". I admit that I have no idea what this means, and that I cannot prove any of my suspicions, but I would like you to investigate every single trade in Pensana shares over the last 3 months, in the hope that you can find some evidence of some naughty behaviour by OscarGolf.
Please team up with GCHQ Cheltenham and James Bond to stop OscarGolf posting bad things about my beloved company, Pensana.
If you don't investigate him, I will write to the Daily Sport about you.
And, if you don't believe me, just ask my friend Dumbo the elephant.
Yours stupidly,
Paul R--n--w (Chinasyndrome)