RAILWAY STATION20 Mar 2012 11:39
Woman goes to station...a bit early. She realises she needs a sh it and goes to the toilet. Passes a lot of wind, but nothing else comes of it. WHile she is alone, a big tree feller strolls in...has a quick fumble and gives her one.
She staggers out onto the concourse and sees an
I TELL YOUR FORTUNE MACHINE....
She tries it.
Out pops a card and written on it was, with all your fooking and farting about, youve missed the train.....
1700.00 - 1703.00