Sink or Swim?30 Jan 2023 08:58
I am worried.
Worried for our chairperson and captain, an individual by the name of John Brown (doctor, no less). The man who was piped aboard the good ship Yougene last July with âprevious significant board experienceâ and was so looking forward in his maiden speech âto execute on our strategic growth plan.â The able seaman who would take he helm and steer reliably and avoid any choppy waters or rapids.
Please Dr Brown blink twice if you are being held captive.
In the meantime I smell mutiny. After all, the chief navigator LR, assisted by the oh-so-very prudent bursar BH, armed with over 100 products to sell and boosted by a compliment of approximately 200 crew, was recently holed below decks.
Reliable reports have shown the heavily listing boat has taken on billions of litres⌠of new shares.Suitably replenished with fresh supplies short-term, will the crippled vessel seek help from a rescue, steer towards harbour for emergency repairs, or finally crash and sink with no trace?
Land ahoy capânâŚ