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Morning Dave, I’m wondering the same thing.

I’ll have another go .....

I was gonna throw the kitchen sink in here but I can’t because I’m chained to it!! Boom boom ..... there’s one I thought of myself.

Hahahaha ... I just looked at your posts and saw that, I was out at that point and didn’t see that one. I was trying to find a more appropriate joke for a woman and that’s what I found. Thought it was quite appropriate :-)

Thanks Tilly also. Just so strange that out of all the jokes today only mine got pulled up because I’m a woman.

Thanks Mac and tonwin and hoochy. I was reading all the jokes today and that was the only rude one I could think of. Actually thought it was quite tame tbh :-).

Sorry I forgot women are not allowed to find rude jokes funny. And I’d like to apologise to any scarecrows that I may have offended.

I hope that’s a joke! Sexism much?

I passed a field on my way home this afternoon and I saw a scarecrow having a w*nk. The poor thing was clutching at straws!

Is the outdoor swimming pool still there? My mum took us there as kids. We grew up in Brechin so not too far away.

It’s not over until we see a teletubbie running down the street!

It certainly is Foocare, in my spare time I’m the chieftan haggis catcher. The finest haggis roam free around where I live.

I’ll get back to my haggis supper

It’s going to be epic, biblical, mammoth, humongous and it’s going to be soon! Life changing beyond our wildest dreams. Yee ha!

Never thought I’d see the day I looked forward to a Monday morning! Bring on next week!

Or 1% higher for the highest tax band.

*NEWSFLASH*. Scottish people pay taxes too. At the same rate as the rest of the UK.

If you’re getting rid of Scotland do you want to take trident with you and save us £180million per year. Much appreciated!

“Get rid of Scotland” ..... charming!!!!

I’m sorry to hear that happened to you guitarman. It’s sickening that anyone could be abusive towards you about such a sensitive subject. It’s sad that many LTHs stopped posting much on here because of the few trolls. The majority can disagree politely.

18.67% rise on google watchlist.