RE: Another sad day for ASOS25 Feb 2026 10:21
£4 in September, by Jimmy Technicals…
Wake up, check the screen, it’s another red day
Coffee going cold while the numbers drift away
Used to flex profits, now it’s “maybe next year”
Analysts whisper, but nobody’s clear
Warehouse full, but the margins feel thin
Fast fashion speed with a slow cash spin
Remember when the hype had us floating on air?
Now it’s bagholders scrolling in despair
“Long term play,” that’s what they all said
Diamond hands shaking while the chart bled
Every dip’s “the bottom,” every bounce a tease
Praying to the market gods, down on our knees
£4 in September… maybe £4 in September…
Hold on to the dream, say it might remember
£4 in September… yeah £4 in September…
Whisper to the screen like it might surrender
Influencers posing, parcels on the way
But the balance sheet ain’t slaying like the ads say
Returns piling higher than the sales graph climbs
Logistics eating profits one refund at a time
Short sellers circling, smelling the fear
Message boards full of “average down here”
CEO smiling on the earnings call
While the price just quietly starts to fall
“Turnaround coming,” we’ve heard that before
Same old promise dressed in quarterly rapport
Green for a minute, then it fades to red
Hope’s the only dividend we get instead
£4 in September… oh £4 in September…
We’ll celebrate like a market defender
£4 in September… don’t care how slender…
Just let that number finally render