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Ahh, Those were the days my friend, thought they'd never end.

Try not to make an abba of it. Ever been in a sauna with a co ckatoo?

Bloody hell, what do you call an assemblage of ss's

Fh
There's certainly something metrical dare I say cadence style about your prose. We'll wait till our own Poet Laureate returns to give his verdict.

Watevf, it's always enjoyable reading. I look at them as a sort of written sudoku or crossword, without crosswords.

mrc
No probs, it's good to vent. I often agree with a lot of what you say, and took my hat off to you when you tried to garner support against the BOD. Most posters with your thoughts only moan on the BB's often angrily, yet never attempt to do anything about any given situation. Empty rhetoric. Whether they're correct to or not.

Dare I say, UKOG's BB falls fully into that category.

Hat's off to md as well, appears he and others succeeded in doing just that.

Mr.L

You're underestimating Bannor, and over assuming " the bunker board ". Bannor will post, when and if he wants to, and say what he wants to. You'll have more chance of muzzling maddog, and that ain't never going to happen.
The Ladies & gents social [ ly distanceing ] club will not stop him or even try to.
If you want to list KM's short comings every day, then do. Some may disagree with a counterview of your opinion.
That's not classed as stopping anyone from posting.

You may have missed my subtle comment a well

Fh

I'll come clean and say you missed my subtlety comment there... but we'll let it go.

Ericthered...I always have a vision of you in a metal helmet with horns coming out the sides, just saying.

Appolies mrc, left out the bit of reply to
" Nothing they have done and none of the waffle they have created has helped this to be a better investment for anyone - bunker or not "
Of course you're right, same as on any board, it's the main reason not to take bb's too seriously. Anyone think professional PF managers rely on facts...or fantasies from a BB?

Here's my guide to investing using BB's

There's a barrage of excited optimistic posts.
Punters { for that's what we are } are expecting news, transformational news, that will make everyone millionaires no matter the size of their holding.

Large numbers of posts, optimistic posts, friendly cheerful posts, some new has come in just not the transforming news... not worrying, it's just around the corner.

Medium number of posts generally cheerful with a sprinkling of unhappy posters.
News still hasn't arrived, and time is marching along.

Medium number of posts generally unhappy with a sprinkling of cheerful ones.
The wanted news has still not arrived, but some has, and it's not that good. still waiting.

Large numbers of moaning/bickering punters, few optimistic remain,
Time is taking it's toll.
If any news coming in it's of delay, or SP harming.

Increasingly more posts not really related to the company, deteriorating to minute details of trivia.
This is a sign, time and or news has not been friendly towards punters.

Frenzy activity of posting. This would also herald numbers of divisive posters
NEWS has arrived be it good or bad.

None or very few posters

The Company has arrived at it's destination, for the benefit or to the dismay of it's punters

Calm down dear calm down.
mrc, it's like the National Trust with signs scattered all over the estate pointing the way to ' The Secret Garden ', or even the local pub, draping the front of the building a large banner proclaiming, boasting even ' Secret Garden ' at the rear', it's often very large :-P, invariably heaving wall to fence with pub goers.

Disclosure, I'm not in the bunker.

I like to think of it as Ladies and Gentleman's Social { ly Distanced } Club for BB members to retire to when the day comes, and the BB is filled with nothing but argumentative, spiteful, vindictive, personal, rabble-rousing and hypocritical attacks all on a guise of ' On Topic '. Which will come, as you may well know, as you have also been treading these boards for many a year seeing how it all plays out.

I'm in stocks which truly really aren't worth reading, UKOG, for one. Nearly all posts { socially distanced as well } being On Topic, laughs.

Y
Can you truly not see by your own admission, why your posts have been removed?

" Someone earlier mentioned reporting posts which are unrelated to the relevance of the company. I wonder if that will work? I know some of mine have been removed for my harsh words for Eleanor. "

Morn Fh
Excuse me I haven't had a wash this morning. :-s

Twins?

Think I can see why some can't get on with other peoples posts.

Warning contains bad taste joke.

Fh
Are we sure all beagles have stopped smoking?

Eric, Still haven't found that joke, but have enjoyed reading many of the quotes, many pre pc. Oh for the days of unfettered humour.

Quiet right too.

wocheersof,
https://www.petwinery.com

Morn Fh
Do you think burnt beetroot wine would go down well, deep tones of soil and manganese?

Fh, never heard anything about burning beetroot twice, but have heard about the devil making work for idle hands. What're you up to?

Fault wise, not me gov unless you attribute me growing them in the first place, strangely, which my good lady hasn't yet thought of, just a matter of time as I'm normally given the tab when anything goes wrong

If them apples be bad uns then they should be in custardy... groans, that pun is enough to make you and James Grieve

Eric, looking for that HL apple recipe joke, any chance of a link or direction?

Tc14 A man going to china isn't news, but a 55kt one is.

Shhhh, don't tell bruv I'm here. The time it took me to type my last post there was 7 already in the queue. If someone would like to upset him, tell him I'm holding a pink lady in my hands.

Of course I meant September, mind you the house still whiffs a bit of burnt boiled beetroot.
Also recognise the error of calling Barksy1, MB. B1 from now on, providing that doesn't go down like a bomb with her.

Amapa, Hope we get to hear for sure when the 5 days actually begins, I do love a count down.

Good puns and word play today by all, like to see more have a go... gives me a rest.

Morn Ban, Appleology I left you off unintentionally.

Don't know where that 5 came from, treat it like one of your 5 a day.
How hard to write without the letter ' ' tried the day before today. Only on the Kdnc chat bb.